The Mechanic • October 12th, 2011
BROOKLYN – In a surprise bit of news Wednesday morning, Black 2 Fall Classic teammate, The Lone Wolf pulls out The Fall Classic due to off-field obligations leaving his team stupefied and feeling assraped. When suggesting a replacement, The Wolf was told that the rule clearly states that teams must play with the remaining players and no additions will be allowed.
The Mechanic was a reached via land line from the Secaucus batting cages and had this to say "We were looking forward to having his bat for sure and the Wolf's clubhouse presence and spirit is all time, but we'll have to suck it up and be a little more spry the field and at the dish…today is a blow, but tomorrow we'll put it behind us and retool our plan of attack with the 4 capable athletes we have on this team".
When asked about his suspension The Commissioner had no plans to reinstate him anytime soon. "There's no higher crime than to ditch and your team in the Classic, I mean you could try and rape my grandma, but that's the only thing I can think of at the moment that would be worse…As far as the length of suspension, i'm unsure at this moment".
Vegas moved The Brooklyn Mothership B2 team odds to win it all to 4 to 1.