1 (–) KATFISH GLOBAL UNLIMITED
Home Ballpark: Everywhere and anywhere he goes
Years in the league: 7
The Chosen one is the YFS platinum dipshit model that doesn't identify with the YFS, or anything that has that stupid YFS mark on it and doesn’t have the far superior KATFISH mark name branded, sharpied, or tattooed on it. KGU is the Kleenex of Dipshits if a Dipshit were a go anywhere snot goalie. The Peleton of Dipshits if a Dipshit were a dumb TV-bike that doesn’t go anywhere when you peddle it. Katfish would just get a
YFS GALACTIC ONE DUMMIES FINALLY EXCHANGE GLORY CASH FOR CARTE BLANCHE ITALIAN SPREAD ‘N FLICK COMBO FOR MEXICAN ORPHANS
The Minister • December 8th, 2021
TIJUANA – Shit on a cracker that took a while. You may be thinking – why on earth did it take this long to get the money raised at the Galactics in 2019 to hit our orphan recipients. It’s the pig in the room as big as Dumbo (no not that DUMBO) so let’s address it and not pretend the timeline was to HQs liking but in the end worked out as perfect as Katfish Global’s profile. The beef? Trying to locate an orphanage where we can get the money directly to the kids...
The Minister • November 9th, 2021
NEW ORLEANS – The 2021 Wide Open tournament went down last weekend in New Orleans which was the brainchild of The 2019 YFS Galactic Champions, The Dirty South. The 3-day modern stickball soiree was one filled with Glory, insults, stupidity, laughs, beats, costumes, dance moves, nonsense, and was fittingly capped off by some walk-off heroics by a YFSLA man named Boogie Joe. The tournament was a product of 5 cities where old friends and new celebrated the pastime we can’t get enough of. YFS HQ would like to thank the Dirty South...
JET CITY PLOWBOYS TAKE 'GRAND CANYON' NAP BETWEEN 2021 TILTS – YIELDING PEAK PERFORMANCES FOR THE REFRESHED BEN-GAY GLISTENING SENIORS
Seadderall • August 12th, 2021JET CITY – Fledgling keto diets, metamucil colon-cleanses, surveying of ample retirement homes and travels to the grandkids were too much to contend with for the weekly regular tilt in the early Jet City summer. After nearly a month between games the Plowboy dipshits dusted off the cobwebs and rubbed the knees with Tiger-Balm to find the JCA in her perfect short summer form (Dontonio Bibi beaming from ear to ear -- his view via a sniper rifle scope perched atop the Sunnydale...just awaiting one more complaint about Ze...
Slapstick • May 2nd, 2021
ROSE CITY – Season opener at the Slabyard. It was the kind of day that makes you want to call your mom and apologize, motes of magic twirled beyond divinity and self. Screw the Cracker Jacks and peanuts, I’ll take the moment infinity struck forever: about 11:55 a.m. PST. That was when the siren call of, “Can we get this fuckin’ game started already?” rang across the black top. It was shouted by a person, but they were merely a vessel, the conduit for stickball reality. Closer to Michelangelo when he...