El Wrencher • March 30th, 2018
TIJUANA — The Minister is set to search high and low this weekend with LA prospect player Motorboat McPherson for a YFS Galactics field that’s “a step up” for the eventual 4-6 City YFS Chapter Galactic Clash - Where the cosmos will crown the first ever Champions of Everything. Leading the duo will be the Mexican dirtbike guide outfit LetsAtv.
Heated negotiations went back and forth between the guides and the league in the weeks leading up but they inked a deal with a few days to spare...“I flipped them this crude jpg over email and they clapped back with a swift ‘ok’ “. Exact details of the deal are confidential but sources say they’ll be going deep into the Baja bush and desert to track down a field that’s nothing short of wildness. “We could come across an El Chapo hideout full of uncut blow and decide to use part of the structure as the all important outfield perimeter.
What can I say about letsatv? They got their shit down, they work their balls off and they have fun doing it, they’ve earned this and we’re excited to see what we can uncover” remarked the Minister from a pay phone outside of The Hong Kong Gentleman’s Shop in downtown Tijuana late Friday.