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YFS HQ TOOK TO THE DITCH FOR A SPELL. WHAT’S IT TO YA, KOOK? Lot of glory slot action going down over the last two weeks. Some of these YFS Chapter invite flyers are from last week and some are for this week. If you can read dates then you can put it together yourself like a sick wall-floating Ikea TV cabinet. Who’s got the YFS juice this week? Gotta be the Doug-Fir soaked NW Sluggers of Jet City & Rose City who are relentlessly opening their glory booths with tilt after tilt. Enjoying high enthusiasm for the...

Seadderall • June 22nd, 2019

SEATTLE – After enduring the early lull of the dog days of the season the Plowboys convened this past Sunday at the Jet City Arena on your typical Seattle summer day in June…62 degrees, completely cloudy and a hint of a polite passive aggressiveness in the air.  The number of athletes committed to the routines of the Dipshit Dynasty had been lacking over the past few weeks as sights maybe had been set too high upon the pending Jet City Dream Car Challenge posed to rival chapters. ...

The Minister • June 20th, 2019

MEXICO - The YFS from the onset has made a BASICS promise to play its game unhinged and in full color while steering clear of the bullshit and the overly serious types. “Puro Pedo” as Rosarito’s El Toro says. The YFS will continue to lean hard into the idiotic light and spawn laughs across its bow while helping along the way. Good things happened on earth last March. And the goal of the YFS now moves forward with even more clarity as it continues to...

The Boys from Mexico are keeping it woke with another tilt on the books for this Thursday NITE out at the Galactics Finals Cathedral, El Polo. The YFS Rosarito connection headed up by El Toro will swing the rookie gate open and welcome in 3 newbies to test out their SRLD potential. It should be known that he who takes the time to keep the sails tight on their YFS Chapter will determine who to keep and who to pitch back into the Pacific. And if you don’t like it, go join a bowling league where everybody’s welcome...

THIS WEEKEND –– A YFS tradition like no other –– Brooklyn’s Annual Dads Lads VII is on the books for manana at 11:05am out at Mecca. The Dads are up 4-3 as the Lads took to even the score. Sports enthusiasts are calling it The Toddler Jugglers versus the Back-Shooters. The Browbeaten versus the Batter Droppers. The Screen Cops versus the Bar Bathroom Hot Ropers. All YFS Chapters should work towards having a few theme games during your season. Look around and have fun with the minor or major differences from within your glory set. ALSO: Rose Citae keeping it...