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BROOKLYN'S SEASON XI FALL CLASSIC PREVIEW
Long Balls Lenny • October 18th, 2019
BK Mothership Presents
The Fall Classic XI
Sunday October 20th, 2019
Live! From Mecca
I bet on my team to win every night because I love my team; I believe in my team. (P Rose)
Big Black Clash
CSPAN 10am
O/U Total Runs: 21.5
O/U Drops: 2
O/U DPs: .5 (+950)
Black "I'd Rather Party With Than Play With" 1s
Human Resources:
Party Boy
Big Sex
Cobra
Shroomin Mo
Magic Man
YFSLA JUST DROPPED OFF ALL THEIR BOXED MAGNUMS® AT THE SALVATION ARMY
The Minister • October 12th, 2019
LOS ANGELES – Over the last couple weeks the YFSLA TinsleTown Fun Boy’s have been marinating their glory meats for Season 2 with another tilt-tickler this weekend called THE SEASONER. TTFB’s might as well stand for Tinsletown Fun Babies as LA County officials are predicting a population spike in 2020 from all the estimated consensually dropped mom pants with Raw Dog, Salary, JEFF, EZ-Up, The Deal, KG, Motorboat, BD MD, Shotz, Batte Midler, Hot CUTZ and friends getting back to the game. It should be noted that the 4th official YFS Chapter...
IN PREPARATION FOR SEASON 8, DIRTY SOUTH’S "THE CAPTAIN" SITS DOWN FOR A ONE ON ONE WITH GOD.
The Captain • October 11th, 2019
Dirty-for-life KATFISH GLOBAL’S farewell in-memoriam video sponsored by Kleenex® at the end of the dispatch.
NEW ORLEANS – I was recently blessed with the opportunity to sit down with God and talk about all things stickball, as well as just all things. Lots of questions, some answers, some answers that were questions, and some real hope for the future of stickball.
The Captain: First of all, let me say thank you so much for sitting down with me to do this. I know you're very busy.
YFSLA'S "THE DEAL" CROWNED BROOKLYN'S 2019 MR. IRRELEVANT DESPITE BEST WORST EFFORT; IS NOW SUSPENDED FROM FUTURE MOTHERSHIP FALL CLASSICS FOR BEING A SHITHEEL.
Soy Peligroso • October 9th, 2019
BROOKLYN – You’re in a crowded elevator and your floor’s about to arrive. What if I fart, you think with a Grinchy smile. What if I rip some noxious foulness, that would be fackin’ HEE-LARIOUS, hahahaha no one would know, my floor is here and I would go scot-free, the perfect crime! Concentrate now, the door’s about to open. Gird your loins, here it comes, an exquisitely silent ass blast. It’s released! The day is WON! And my floor’s here! Wait why aren’t the...
BROOKLYN'S RIZZ EVERYWHERE'S GREEK ISLANDS HONEYMOON CRASHED BY BIG SEXY; YFS AEGEAN SEA IS BORN
Big Sex • June 15th, 2019
ΥΔΡΑ, GREECE - Yeah, sexual intercourse is great and all, but have you ever had your DICK TOUCHED by the TSA?
I’d grown complacent. Sluggish. I’d long since paid off the mortgage on the Sex Cave to a psychic named Horse Sled, but my York Field pitching had become distressing. As I raised the Sex flag on the morning of June 1st, I had an itch to get the hell out of here. And Horse Sled, who has examined me for years, confirmed it: I needed a holiday. “Take in the waters,”...