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The Intern  •  April 20th, 2019

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The heartbreakers are walking into the finals with a team long on charisma and some question marks- will the only true rookie in the tournament fold under the pressure of the moment? Will algorithm regain his form aster a season of injuries? Will the streaky intern slump or swat? And will motorboat arrive in time for the game?

There’s potential on this squad, but no soul knows whether that potential could be for glory or disaster.

Seadderall • June 3rd, 2019

SEATTLE – For the third straight week the Plowboys found themselves at Jet City Arena, and somehow, someway the sun was out this first weekend of June and burning the back of the Plowboy necks as if they were down in the D$$.  The old lads sluggishly emerged from their Ben Gay baths, slurped down their Metamucil smoothies, and attempted to stretch out and massage their ailments from such prolific action this early season.  Dontonio Bibi’s Pacific Northwest Field of Dreams was finely tuned to all its splendor…the LGBTQIA groupies ferried in from...

YFSLA Headlines this week as they prepare for their Chapter’s Fall Classic, THE END next weekend. The Southern California contingent held their draw last week and their postseason foxholes are now set. The Black Shovels draw-flex with RawDog, Shotz, JEFF, Country Club and Sizzle Cutz but ain’t nobody ever won anything off a chalkboard. YFS Jet City stays bacon-hot with another game this week as we wait to see if Rose City, The Mothership, and Rosarito will get out their glory catchers as NOLA basks in it’s off season. BIG SHOUT OUT to the Prince, Aye Carumba, for...

Big Sex • May 12th, 2019

BROOKLYN - Well folks, it was wet, and not in a sexy way. Not at all. It ain’t me to bitch about the weather when I am not talking about tending my vacant lot garden in Spanish Harlem, or ensnaring and force-feeding chili peppers to the squirrels who have defiled it. But I’ve seen an episode and a half of Ken Burns’ The Vietnam War, and I’m here to tell you that May’s first two Sundays at York were not altogether unlike fighting a land war in Asia.

“Every day...

Brooklyn welcomes back the one and only Diamond tomorrow out at the Cathedral. The Diamond is fixture in the YFS hallways – AKA Shitbag, AKA Johnny Oils AKA Won The Fish on the Day of his 40th and called his GramGram. HQ’s a little tardy for the pardy on the LA live set drop but we await the findings of today’s Lost Fun Boyz tilt with esteemed special guests: Mawfuckin’ Sizzle Cutz and Kountry Klub. Rose City Flex Sexers stay hot as ever dropping a BOC Godzilla style Big Trip invite from your Favorite Son on our screens....