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8th ANNUAL BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP OPENING DAY: DEARTH, WIND, & GONNIE'S FIRE IN WILD OPENER
Stinkmitt • April 3rd, 2016
BROOKLYN – For any of us prone to glue-sticking our blue jeans and the many of us who've spent the past five months whittling away at dormant ash and oak, the approaching thunderclap of the breast-bubbled chopper that is the 8th Season of YFS Mothership stickball was as welcome as the warm whispers of a church girl on a wintered crotch. But, as late as I am already, let us not get too overwrought with the overly-fair and plus-fine gentlemen. While that freezing feeling in your pre-teen cheeks could surely be attributed...
7TH ANNUAL BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP FALL CLASSIC: HOT "LINKS" ABOUND & "DIAMOND" DONS DRESS IN RED WEDDING OF BLACKS
Stinkmitt • October 25th, 2015
BROOKLYN – The tally, my fellow front-tail swingers, is in. Long before your plastic jack-o-lantern amphetamine-stuffed Milky Way swag-catcher was shelved and the blood-red Brazilian YFS bikini sported worldwide by sticks and splits alike was anointed the hottest costume of the season, the 7th Annual YFS Fall Classic has waxed and juiced the under-carriages of us all. But I'm not here to goose your ego, as it's the hallowed grounds of York Cathedral that have spoken on our behalf and here we find, not only the fresh-crowning of a birthday "Diamond" and the...
STICKS, STONES, & INFANT BONES: 1st ANNUAL BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP FUTURES GAME
Stinkmitt • July 17th, 2015
BROOKLYN – It comes to nobody's cock-wise surprise - especially those of us who have peeled a razor-sharp tin of Penns amidst a BQE wall awash in rains of neon fuzz - that the ever-knowing Albert Einstein, when asked about the future of our society, would make a clear and direct reference to stickball. In a 1949 interview with Alfred Werner and in the still-hanging radioactive mists of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the great theoretical physicist proclaimed that he knew "not with what weapons World War III would be fought, but World War...
UPSTANDING INCREDIBLY POISED ‘LADS’ COURT WIN OVER ‘DADS’. TEACH EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE LESSONS IN CLASS AND TACT.
El Wrencher • June 14th, 2014
BROOKLYN – The stage was set for a battle royal on a glorious sunny day out at York Arena last last Saturday as the 3rd annual Dads vs. Lads game was set to square off with each side having touched up one win apiece. The two adversaries were keen to break up the tie with The Dads promoting a bag-juice-2-babies life approach while The Lads play-argued for the option of gamble-heaving the same repro-fluids into a backwall of a condom or onto a woman's back and hair.
York Stadium was...
BROOKLYN BLACKS LOAD UP EARLY ON RUN-HUSHPUPPIES WHILE REDS FORK BACON & VICTORY STUFFED JUMBO SHRIMP SERVED BY TOPLESS FLIGHT ATTENDANTS A LA MODE
El Wrencher • June 8th, 2014
BROOKLYN – Another gem of a day out at York Arena last Sunday as The YFS Mothership welcomed in a bevy of special guests including return star Dirty South Stickball player Nicky The Diamond Cutter, PA's Redshirt Rookie Ray T. and NJ prospect Pat V. for the first time.
Three time special guest Big Cut Conklin was scheduled to start but was scratched from the lineup late Friday night due to an apparent homefront arm-twist trip to The American Girl monstrosity just off 5th avenue and 49th street. The store’s...