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DSS DEFENSE SOCK-RAGS BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP TO EARN SWEEP IN 2ND ANNUAL BLUE GRAY GAME. SOUTH BEGINS 365 DAY SHIT-TALK WORLD TOUR
The Mechanic • May 17th, 2014
NEW ORLEANS – Head of The DSS Cap’n Beau fiddled with his sails this year and took a vastly different approach while hosting The 2nd annual Blue Gray stickball series in New Orleans. The 2nd of many battles that pitches the arch enemy Northern York Field Stickball versus The Dirty South Stickball. “We simply couldn’t go down 0-2 with this rivalry...This was a must win for us” said The DSS Cap’n while no-rush enjoying one of 17 post-victory cocktails from The Commissioner’s Mansion on 3rd street in Central City. A far cry...
“LOSING” BROOKLYN BLACKS BODY-PACK RECORD JOY & SUDS, DEMAND TO BE CLEARED AS VICTORS
The Mechanic • April 27th, 2014
BROOKLYN – Another beautiful 64 degree god-kissed day graced York Field last Sunday as another hard fought 3 bill set of games took place. And upon completion the chalk-drawn box scores had their opinions and unanimously ring-raised the hands of The REDS who no doubt plated more runs than their rival BLACKS: 10-7, 14-12, 16-12. The BLACKS gathered post game still grinning and drunk from all the glory, joy and tallboys and paused as if somebody told them that Gary Busey was president. "Somebody told us we lost and that's when I stood up and...
BLACK 2’S BRING SEMI-AUTOMATIC ‘DAISY-CUTTER’ TO ‘13 YFS BROOKLYN WORLD SERIES – EMPLOY RECORD OFFENSE IN RUNAWAY WIN
The Mechanic • November 3rd, 2013
BROOKLYN – The Free World was treated to a good old fashioned stickball strafing as the 2013 BLACK 2’s roughed up the opposition and just about every USTA Penn ball that came within 20 ft. of the sluggers. As they lumber-grabbed pitched balls by the collar and threw them into BQE traffic, the outfield wall or some unoccupied fair-territory concrete, hanging up a record 59 runs in the eventual 3 games to 1 World Series victory.
“No way around it The B2’s just got out of bed on Sunday,...
BROOKLYN'S CONNOISSEUR TUNES-UP YORK FIELD AS BLACK 2’S ROLL
The Mechanic • October 28th, 2013
BROOKLYN – The Connoisseur loves a big room. And he wasted no time getting comfortable at the head of The YFS postseason table last Saturday ordering up numerous glory-stacked neptune towers at the autumn-rich feast that is The York Field Stickball Fall Classic.
The Black 2’s Cain became a legitimate defensive nightmare for the opposition as he hit-sprayed the yard like a fart-dusting business man weaving in and out of crowds at a packed airport terminal. Cain’s switch was on as he visibly loved every chance he got to scan the defensive and...
YFS Brooklyn Season V Fall Classic Preview
The Mechanic • October 24th, 2013
Black League Championship Series (BLCS): Saturday, October 26th, 2013, York Field, Brooklyn. Black 1’s vs. Black 2’s in a best of 3 (CINEMAX 10:05am).
Black 1’s: The Cobble Hill Kid, The Diamond, The Lone Wolf, Gator and No Gracias.
The Black 1’s will run point with their veteran leadership in The Cobble Hill Kid and The Diamond who bring in a ton of concrete time and YFS savvy. The team also boasts two standout bats in the Lone Wolf and The Gator. Wolf being the only one to jack 4 consecutive panty droppers in...