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Soy Peligroso  •  October 20th, 2017

The Black 1s vs The Black 2s in a best of 3
Sunday October 22
First Pitch: 1:05 pm
TV: Playboy Channel

Black 1s:
Stinkmitt
Dom the Deal
Lefty Moses
Rizz Everywhere
The Cobra 

Rings: 3
Regular Season Career HRs: 277
Postseason Career HRs: 19
“Lamb of God” hoodies: 1

Suds: 5
Reefer: 2.5
Laughs: 4.5
Dedication: 4

The Black 1s are that rat-tailed metal dude you meet who goes by an alias after welching on the Yakuza one too many times. He’s seems harmless. Soon you find yourself mashing with the 2nd-oldest waitress in a Captain D’s bathroom high on PCP while he’s in the back oiling his chest...

El Wrencher  •  September 25th, 2017

BROOKLYN – It took 8 years, 9 months, 24 days, 78 spliffs, 2 dozen motorboats jobs and 651 tallboys but the Surgeon summited atop the 500 HR mountain on Sunday AT 6:27pm EST. Congrats to The YFS King. The bomb came early on in game 4 in the Brooklyn Chapter off the arm of the Secret Agent who currently sits No. 2 on the YFS all-time regular season bomb list with 271. The YFS at its core is a May to October positive contributor in the local community and in the slugger's lives that they can't...

T-Bop  •  September 9th, 2017

SEATTLE — A steady wind out of south shut down any possibility for fully suckled nuts out at the Jet City Arena on Saturday. In spite of their best efforts, REDS players “The Daisy Cutter” Croy, Rookie Dave, “Being Bill” Baerg and T-Bop Teske just couldn’t penetrate the outfield bush and spent the afternoon racking up singles. BLACKS Rookie Dave & Being Bill shot off to a quick lead in game 1 with 5-runs in the bottom of the second and held on as Croy and T-Bop crawled their way back to within 1 for...

Soy Peligroso  •  July 16th, 2017

BROOKLYN – Last last last Sunday, Brooklyn’s finest were out for the first annual Midsummer Showdown AKA the Take It Ease Tournament, a double elimination round-robin to see which team can take it the most ease. At first glance, the 4 hat-picked squads seemed refreshingly equal. Indeed, fate had distributed the SRLD ratings so evenly that some side-glancing backroom murmurers seemed to imply some collusion by the Commissioners. Speaking from his managerial office at the “Alibi II,” boasting Lake Tahoe’s only seafood room and glow-in-the-dark bikini shoppe, the Surgeon emphatically denied it....

Soy Peligroso  •  June 18th, 2017

BROOKLYN – With DvL VI circled in his mahogany leather-bound day planner ever since 2016’s ignominious defeat, captain of the DADS and Herbal Essence For Men spokesman “The Secret Agent” Goldberg saw his far-reaching and heretofore unknown covert operation come to a head this past Sunday. In a bombshell post-game interview conducted from his ponytail-shaped underground compound in Trini-dad, the Agent laid bare his year-long campaign to ensure victory for the DADS at any cost. “You dumbf*cks thought I was bringing my kid around last year just for some father-son bonding or some...