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BROOKLYN'S ‘BIG BLACK’ WINS WORLD SERIES WITH WALK-OFF, ISSUED YEAR-LONG BACK-STAGE LAMINATES FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ON PLANET EARTH
The Mechanic • November 4th, 2012
BROOKLYN – A new King of York has been crowned and his name is the Secret Agent. The Toms River NJ-raised Secret Agent orchestrated the biggest shot of his career last Sunday with a bottom of the 9th walk-off depth charge to lift his BLACK team to an 8-7 victory over the opposing REDS and with it became the winningest slugger in YFS history hauling in his 3rd consecutive World Series Title. Soon after the ball left the Agent’s bat, fireworks began detonating high above the hallowed York Cathedral and Brooklyn...
BROOKLYN'S CONNIE SHINES AS RED 2’S STUN OPPOSITION WITH SWEEP, RETURNS TO THE WORLD SERIES
The Mechanic • October 28th, 2012
BROOKLYN – “Don’t F with the GCC” polo shirts were abundant in the stands at York Field last Sunday as The Connoisseur Cain surged in the RLCS as his playoff balls had to be choppered into York Field prior to his arrival. “Let’s face it, I like the post season. And around this time my nuts get big, real big, so I have to have them airlifted into the stadium...I simply can’t ride my bike over, that’d be impossible and absurd” said the always-smiling Cain who provided the offensive backbone for the...
BROOKLYN BLACK 1’S PULL OFF RECORD 60-RUN HEIST AT YORK IN BLCS, MURDER-UP OPPOSITION WHILE TACKING ON 26 JACKS IN THE SERIES
The Mechanic • October 28th, 2012
BROOKLYN – Sure this wasn’t the World Series, it was only the semis, so let’s not start tickling any trophy balls just yet, but in the LCS this could be the hold-muh-dick pennant performance of the century. The Black 1’s–labeled now by the press as BIG BLACK–went ahead and Sandy’d on Sunday before Sandy Sandy’d most of us on Monday. And in a parallel wish, the next opposition to face this team, along with the great tri-state area, truly hopes that this kind of destruction never happens again.
The Black 1’s...
BROOKLYN'S BAD-NEWS REDS STORM BACK IN WEDNESDAY NITE GAME 2, EARN SPLIT AGAINST HEAVILY-FAVORED BLACKS
The Mechanic • September 12th, 2012
BROOKLYN – Check the mismanaged YFS microfiche files in the basement of the Farragut Houses and you’ll be tits-on-glass pressed to find a game where 5 errors took place–let alone 5 consecutive errors. The RED team set a record by dropping an unthinkable 5 routine pop-fly balls in the 3rd inning of game 1 last last Wednesday night and to nobody’s surprise went on to lose the opener against the bomb-capable BLACK squad 4-2.
“That’s a serious mental cockpunch, more times than not you’ll see a stickball infantry collapse after something like...
LUNA PARK 'SIDE-PULLS' THE COTTON WHITES FOR BROOKLYN'S SWITCH-STRUTTING PELIGROSO
The Mechanic • August 26th, 2012
CONEY ISLAND – Luna Park will make you a better YFS woodsman. Find a way to stickball-slay this south bay ice queen and your bid for the Hall just got a sizable donation. The YFS expansion field in Coney Island known as Luna Park boasts a 320' left field fence, a sub-level pitching mound, a pair of upper decks with active F and Q line trains, a 70's bush-style concrete field, a short porch in right and all of it is prude-wrapped with a gorgeous Cyclone-drenched backdrop. She's a thing of beauty....