Seadderall • October 20th, 2020
JET CITY - Melee Season 4 has seen the Plowboys pushing their endurance to the utmost limits that Centrum Silver can allow. When facing the elderly immuno issues heading into the second wave of the pandemic your favorite Stickballer's favorite Stickballers took a 19 day hiatus to ensure all were healthy. The "athletes" gathered on a grey, damp Monday afternoon, and the geniuses in Jet City decided to meet a bit earlier to beat the darkness that quickly encapsulates all things in the winter months of the Northwest.
Soy Peligroso • October 17th, 2020
The Red League Championship Series
Best of 3
Sunday, October 18
First Pitch: 10:05 AM
Career Fish: 10
Career Season HRs: 1343
Career Postseason HRs: 102
Odds: 5 to 1
In the 11-going-on-12 years of Fall Classics, the Red 1 team has never hoisted the fabled Fish. Will this be the year? Having the top 2 big fly swatters might help. Like doorbell salesmen, they’ve got their fair share of ding dongs.
The first person in YFS history to actually treat...
BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP TO DRAW TEAMS TONIGHT FOR 12TH ANNUAL FALL CLASSIC AKA THE FEAST OF SAINT DIPSHIT
Vite Dr. Swat • October 7th, 2020
ALL OF NEW YORK CAN SMELL WARREN ZEVON’S CHILI, AND BROOKLYN BOYFRIENDS HAVE JUSSST *MUAH* THE BEST AFTERNOON IN THE RAIN
Big Sex • August 16th, 2020
BROOKLYN - Hope you like chili.
A couple months ago, during a Zoom prayer group session (pregnant with desperate discourse; among our best work) slash YFS chorus rehearsal (a little pitchy; Secret Agent sorely missed), the Shepherd reported to the cabal that he’d been reading Zevon’s biography, I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead: The Dirty Life and Times of Warren Zevon, bravely edited by Zevon’s ex-wife, Crystal Zevon. We discussed the pros and cons of heroin. How little we really knew about Zevon...
WIZARD • July 15th, 2020
ROSE CITY – Sometimes a dipshit walks onto their field, takes in a lung full of air and thinks, “Today’s the day that makes the whole week worth it.” Perhaps that dipshit twiddles his fingers together. “There’s magic in this field and I shall make designs to use it.” Perhaps even this dipshit brandishes a bat as if it were a staff and cackles, “There’s glory ‘neath this slab and I plan to mine it!”
Sad to say that this Wizard suffered from Magical Projectile Dysfunction if you catch my...