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YFS Player Profile No. 32 - ROSE CITY'S JOOOOSE

YFS Player Profile No. 32 - ROSE CITY'S JOOOOSE

The Minister  •  November 30th, 2020

YFS Player: JOOOSE
Chapter: Rose City
Years in the League: 3
Career Bombs: 3
Career Postseason Bombs: 0
World Titles: 0

WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Tacoma, WA

HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE LEAGUE? We moved to Oregon from North Dakota  3 years ago...some of you might not know, but Lobster (aka Daddy Lobstah, aka Jake), is my adorable baby brother. Right away, he invited us to a game of stickball and after that first Sunday, I was hooked. 

WHAT’S BEHIND YOUR NICKNAME, JOOSE? I have no idea...I wish there was a great story behind it, but...


APPARENTLY JET CITY'S WELL FED MAN LIKES TO DINE ON CHAMPIONSHIPS AS MUCH AS SANDWICHES

APPARENTLY JET CITY'S WELL FED MAN LIKES TO DINE ON CHAMPIONSHIPS AS MUCH AS SANDWICHES

Big Bat Bacon  •  November 8th, 2020

JET CITY — There’s no denying the heightened blood pressure, and sweat drenched palms in anticipation of this year’s JCFC that would normally make every aging Plowboy reach for the Med-alert button dangling inside their off-brand JCPB jerseys, but on this day The Twelve reveled in this unsettled atmosphere settling over the Jet City Arena. A day of firsts: first time fielding 3 teams; a steaming pile of first time JCFA dipshits; first time playing with Sun in November; and the first time Landmine deigned to saunter back intoThe Arena in...


YOUR 2020 YFS ROSE CITY CHAMPS ARE THEM RED HEART CHILI PEPPERS

YOUR 2020 YFS ROSE CITY CHAMPS ARE THEM RED HEART CHILI PEPPERS

Minister  •  November 12th, 2020

PORTLAND – Your Rose City Champs clockwise from noon to 10:30: The Wanderer, Big Trap, Pickle, The Mawfuckin’ Wizard, and Robro. Snapbacks off to these ding-a-lings for taking home the 2020 Rose City hardware. These five will represent Rose City in Mexico next year in the Galactics II. The 2020 YFS Championship teams that punched tickets to Mexico have never been of higher abilities and character. YFS Rose City has been a HQ favorite as of late with their enthusiasm and dedication to the game and cause. Can’t say enough about...


PLOWBOYS LOSE IN A PATHETIC OLD MAN ATTEMPT TO CONQUER THE NORTHWEST FALL GLOAMING

Seadderall  •  October 20th, 2020

JET CITY - Melee Season 4 has seen the Plowboys pushing their endurance to the utmost limits that Centrum Silver can allow.  When facing the elderly immuno issues heading into the second wave of the pandemic your favorite Stickballer's favorite Stickballers took a 19 day hiatus to ensure all were healthy.  The "athletes" gathered on a grey, damp Monday afternoon, and the geniuses in Jet City decided to meet a bit earlier to beat the darkness that quickly encapsulates all things in the winter months of the Northwest.

Dontonio...


YFS BROOKLYN 2020 FALL CLASSIC PREVIEW

YFS BROOKLYN 2020 FALL CLASSIC PREVIEW

Soy Peligroso  •  October 17th, 2020

The Red League Championship Series

Best of 3
Sunday, October 18
First Pitch: 10:05 AM
Umpire: Eraserhead
TV: www.youtube.com/jonbonpokemon

Red 1s
Lefty Moses
8 Ball
Notorious ODC
Stinkmitt
Surgeon

Career Fish: 10
Career Season HRs: 1343
Career Postseason HRs: 102
Odds: 5 to 1

Suds: 4.5
Reefer: 1.5
Laughs: 3.5
Dedication: 4.5

In the 11-going-on-12 years of Fall Classics, the Red 1 team has never hoisted the fabled Fish. Will this be the year? Having the top 2 big fly swatters might help. Like doorbell salesmen, they’ve got their fair share of ding dongs. 

The first person in YFS history to actually treat...