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Katfish spearheads 40 Million Dollar Wastelands Renovation
Salary • January 5th, 2021
THE WASTELANDS - Early Saturday morning a modern day John Henry, less muscular though infinitely more inked, hacked with a reciprocating saw into a wall of unruly hedge with a rhythm less that of a chugging freighter headed north on the Union Pacific line, and more a wild, unrhythmic thrash of early punk stalwarts The Randoms. He paused when a grown man wearing knee high Christmas socks, a tie dye shirt and electric green athletic shorts approached. He looked up.
“If you grab the cut down stuff and throw it over there,...
DIRTY SOUTH’S ROOKIE GIANCARLO STUFFS HIMSELF AT THE THANKSTAKING TABLE AS JET CITY'S DAISY CUTTER AWAITS INTERLEAGUE PLAY AT THE SKECHERS® SUPERDOME THIS WEEKEND
Rooster • November 30th, 2020
NEW ORLEANS – Four pitchers carry a no hitter through three and one half innings as the Turkey Day Hangover seemed to be a formidable opponent for both teams to start. Sugar and Rookie G finally get on board, then Rookie G malfunctions and swats Spider’s infield ground ball into the outfield for the third out of the inning. It was a learning moment for the young g slugger. Scoreless through four. Rooster is the first of the Reds to reach base in the top of the fourth, and gets stranded there leaving the score...
YFS Player Profile No. 32 - ROSE CITY'S JOOOOSE
The Minister • November 30th, 2020
YFS Player: JOOOSE
Chapter: Rose City
Years in the League: 3
Career Bombs: 3
Career Postseason Bombs: 0
World Titles: 0
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Tacoma, WA
HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE LEAGUE? We moved to Oregon from North Dakota 3 years ago...some of you might not know, but Lobster (aka Daddy Lobstah, aka Jake), is my adorable baby brother. Right away, he invited us to a game of stickball and after that first Sunday, I was hooked.
WHAT’S BEHIND YOUR NICKNAME, JOOSE? I have no idea...I wish there was a great story behind it, but...
APPARENTLY JET CITY'S WELL FED MAN LIKES TO DINE ON CHAMPIONSHIPS AS MUCH AS SANDWICHES
Big Bat Bacon • November 8th, 2020
JET CITY — There’s no denying the heightened blood pressure, and sweat drenched palms in anticipation of this year’s JCFC that would normally make every aging Plowboy reach for the Med-alert button dangling inside their off-brand JCPB jerseys, but on this day The Twelve reveled in this unsettled atmosphere settling over the Jet City Arena. A day of firsts: first time fielding 3 teams; a steaming pile of first time JCFA dipshits; first time playing with Sun in November; and the first time Landmine deigned to saunter back intoThe Arena in...
YOUR 2020 YFS ROSE CITY CHAMPS ARE THEM RED HEART CHILI PEPPERS
