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El Choncho • May 13th, 2019

MEXICO – YFS Rules are a developing thing for all Chapters but for new ones it can be a tumultuous thing as the first sips of Glory are on the line. YFS Rosarito’s El Toro bet 48 Indio Tallboys that a ball hit in the pool that makes it to the outfield perimeter is an out. The opposing team, Punta Manana and Co. argued that it was a double. Well both are wrong. It’s unclear who will have to cough up the 48 Indio tallboys but what’s more important is that YFS...

The Son of Stickball  •  May 12th, 2019

PORTLAND – Your favorite sluggers from Rose City decided again to have an evening tilt so as to leave the morning open for Mother's Day brunch-- which, for the moms of these legends, amounted to ripping fat lines of dirty blow and cranking margaritas by the pitcher. As the mother's milk of Hamm's began flowing, the competitive edge settled into the hearts of our Penn crushers and pregame conversation devolved into an argument of whose mom had the illest sweater yams. Brody Lite Lime blew them all out the water when...

The Minister • May 11th, 2019

FEEL THAT? IT’S THE YFS ALL UP ON YOUR NUTS THIS WEEKEND. The YFSLA Tinseltown Fun Boys are holding it down with a harvest feast today out at the SPF Arena, Black Top Beach - Andre and Tropicana BE FLOWING B. Katfish Global hops a jet south to card draw with NOLA legends for their end of the year tilt, The Ship. YFS Portland keeping the sails tight while handling your Mommy Issues out at the newly named Slabyard Arena. Brooklyn Mothership goes back to back with a D-Lo fueled YFS CARES game benefiting...

The Son of Stickball  •  May 9th, 2019

PORTLAND – Rose City's best ball bruisers gathered at the Slabyard for their first evening game of the season only to have their dreams dashed by a bunch of twerps playing soccer (a game for inept dickheads who don't realize they have arms). Drowning their sorrows at a nearby Vietnamese-fusion bar that only served Jet City's garbage swill, our heroes watched the sunlight begin to dwindle. "This is bullshit," said SLRD ("Big") Steve, extinguishing a cigarette in his palm. Belly full of beer and bravado, Big Steve marched back...

The Son of Stickball  •  May 5th, 2019

ROSE CITY – It was Cinco de Mayo at the Abernethy yard and the Galacticos veterans were sipping tequila and crushing cervezas, talking up the legends on the Rosarito team and casually mansplaining how you ask for chips in Spanish -- much to the chagrin and boldfaced jealousy of the rest of the Rose City dipshits. But what's this? Why, it's Daisy Cutter making a repeat appearance due to the credit card he left at the bar last week. And he brought that no good stoner 206 Tar Heel (AKA...