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YFS ROSE CITY PROSPECT CHAPTER BAGS THE EARLY 2018 GRAPEFRUITS
The Minister • February 17th, 2018
PORTLAND – YFS Prospect Chapter AKA @yfs_rosecity AKA Dank City seen here putting in some early 2018 work last Saturday. The Spring Grapefruit T-League for YFS Chapters outside of the nation’s summer-be-hot-as-balls circumference doesn’t officially begin until March. Whereas these official chapter hopefuls are getting out early and glass-rapping a maglight into the windows at YFS HQ. GTL game visitor included YFS Brooklyn’s 500 HR man the Surgeon @maxkoepke who shot up from the bay area to get in on the surprise February feast. Be sure to keep the eyeballs wide for the Dank Ones...
BLACKS HARVEST RARE WINTER CLASSIC GLORY-FRUIT AS REDS SET ALL-EXERCISE CHAMPIONSHIP PARADE FOR TUESDAY
El Wrencher • February 3rd, 2018
PATERSON – The YFS Brooklyn Winter Classic III changed up its usual one and done format this year to a best of three to keep the slugger nipples competition-glass throughout the day. The card drawn Blacks made up of the Shepherd, Stinkmitt and the Mechanic strong-backed 20 bombs last Sunday while capitalizing on timely hitting from dugout mates Ya Jeans and Diamond en route to a relatively easy 2 games to nope tournament sweep. “We jumped on ‘em early and expected them to challenge us in the 2nd to push for a 3rd but in...
YFS JET CITY BLACK 2’S HOLD SÉANCE BEFORE 1ST EVER FALL CLASSIC, AGREE TO HANG-UP A BAKER’S DOZEN WHILE NOT LETTING ANYBODY ELSE SCORE FUCK
El Wrencher • December 9th, 2017
JET CITY – The Black 2’s made up of The Well Fed Man, Two Socks Dyer and The Mechanic cooked up a postseason masterpiece last last last last last last last Saturday while going like shit through a goose in the 1st YFS Jet City Fall Classic tournament. The Black 2 hopefuls not only drygluched every team they faced but wasn’t in any kind of mood to allow even a single run on them all day. “You should’ve seen the shenanigans the opposing dugouts were pulling to try...
YFS BROOKLYN TO HOST 3RD ANNUAL WINTER CLASSIC AT HINCHLIFFE STADIUM
The Minister • January 25th, 2018
THIS SUNDAY (1/28) in Paterson, NJ the YFS Brooklyn Chapter will host the 3rd annual Winter Classic at Hinchcliffe Stadium. Sluggers will donate $10 per bomb for the eventual renovations of the landmarked Negro league stadium. The hallowed grounds that over the years housed the likes of the Larry Doby, NY Black Yankees, NY Cubans and the House of David traveling baseball spectacular. All are welcome from within the YFS family.
YFS BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP SEASON 9 RLCS PREVIEW
Soy Peligroso • October 20th, 2017
THE RED LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES
The Red 1s vs The Red 2s in a best of 3
Sunday October 22
First Pitch: 10:05 am
TV: xHamster Webcam
Red 1s:
The Surgeon
Party Boy
The Magic Man
Long Balls Lenny
The Diamond
Rings: 6
Regular Season Career HRs: 562
Postseason Career HRs: 73
Members of the 5(•)(•) Club: 1
Suds: 5
Reefer: 4
Laughs: 4
Dedication: 4
Party on, Red 1s. If all 5 team members somehow manage to avoid waking up on gameday in a dumpster, bodies covered in warpaint and angel dust, it will be a minor miracle. The catalyst of it all is Party Boy. Back from his Moroccan...