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BLACKBERRY BLOODSHED, TALL BOYS AND AT-BAT NUTS – YFS SEATTLE'S OPENING DAY IS COMING DOWN THE BARREL
El Wrencher • April 17th, 2018
SEATTLE – SLAVES TO THE BUSH. YFS Jet City hopes to have it all this year as they kick off the rust and double-gainer into Season II this Saturday. Will the Official Chapter thrive and become a feared YFS powerhouse or tip-toe along like somebody trying to squeeze out a wet fart in an over-capacity log cabin. With the Minister back in Brooklyn, it’s up to them this year to keep the glory, love and dipshittery flowing. The league likes their chances.
HIS RAWNESS, G. SHOTZ AND THE INTERN BREAK GLORY-HYMEN ON LA PROSPECT CHAPTER’S SANCTUARY BLACKTOP
The Intern • April 7, 2018
LOS ANGELES – On April 6, 85 miles off the coast of mainland California, a 5.3 tectonic rumbler shook the foundations of every structure in the greater Los Angeles metro area. All that rock jiving though, didn’t amount to a dog fart compared to the cosmic tremor felt not 24 hours later by anyone who ever had the stones to snatch up a Balljacker or Mother Gun and crank a dinger past the outstretched arms of some degenerate glory hound half drunk on the Budweiser he's still sweating from...
YFS HQ GREEN-LIGHTS FIRST MEXICAN PROSPECT CHAPTER DURING LOS GALACTICOS FIELD MISSION
El Wrencher • April 2nd, 2018
ROSARITO, MEXICO — The Minister pushed south with LA’s Motorboat Mcpherson last weekend looking for the eventual multi-city YFS “Los Galacticos” venue and in the process shirt-pocketed a prospect chapter. “I honestly didn’t see this coming...but what it did for the YFS is further prove the potency of the game and ways which continues to resonate with dormant character-first glory hounds worldwide”. Letsatv seasoned adventure guides Waldo and Felipe began sniffing around the glory barn during the first day of the field scout by asking...
YFS MINISTER TO COMB OUTSKIRTS OF TIJUANA FOR NEW STICKBALL CATHEDRAL THIS WEEKEND, AKA THE FIELD OF CREAMS
El Wrencher • March 30th, 2018
TIJUANA — The Minister is set to search high and low this weekend with LA prospect player Motorboat McPherson for a YFS Galactics field that’s “a step up” for the eventual 4-6 City YFS Chapter Galactic Clash - Where the cosmos will crown the first ever Champions of Everything. Leading the duo will be the Mexican dirtbike guide outfit LetsAtv.
Heated negotiations went back and forth between the guides and the league in the weeks leading up but they inked a deal with a few days to spare...“I flipped them this crude jpg...
JET CITY’S DAISY CUTTER AND THE LANDMINE HUSH-FLEX IN FIRST EVERY 3-CITY YFS WINTER CLASSIC CLASH
El Wrencher • February 24th, 2018
PATERSON — The continued development of the YFS was on watch last last Saturday as the Brooklyn Mothership bulged its ballbag of shenanigans with a second off-season tilt – The Winter Classic 3.2. YFS Headquarters in Hoboken has been keen to dial in multi-city bouts as well as test run their media-guise getups for league wide anonymity and further permission for the athletes to take full steps out of their respective realities behind the massive oak doors in the YFS fun jungle. “Some will return home from this tournament feeling...