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ROOKIE TOMMY O AND THE INTERN TRADE GREASY GLORY BOMBS IN LA'S FIRST EXTRA INNING EXTRAVAGANZA
The Intern • May 12th, 2018
LOS ANGELES – The potential for the YFSLA chapter was on full display Saturday, leaving league heads with a collective half chubber swelled from fantasies of future Tinsel Town Fun Boys tabloid exploits becoming the stuff of legend around this sun-baked city once populated by the likes of Charlie Manson and Chuck Bukowski.
Lest any instagram models or commercial actors think otherwise, Saturday proved YFSLA is for real.
Game One saw the Blacks comprised of The Intern, Big Weds, Rookie Luke L and Rookie Connor B.
The Reds sported a squad led...
DIAMOND SHINES WHILE CONSENT-GROPING THE TITS OF EXCELLENCE
Soy Peligroso • May 6th, 2018
BROOKLYN — As the world turns, the timid bulbs of Grapefruit Tits have blossomed into bonafide early Season X pokies. No Mothership member remains more titillated than Dr. Mitt, whose pant flag, typically at half-mast, escaped the bonds of its prison last Sunday like a helpless gerbil caught in a mudslide. “My autobiography shall be titled ‘The Shawstank Redemption,’” bellowed the well-lit Dad to be, clad in a post-game toga after his shorts committed suicide, “subtitled: ‘Some men prefer Wilsons, but discerning men prefer Penns.’”
Indeed, a philosophy...
PHOENIX RISING: SICK-BAY'S MOTORBOAT AND NC-17 WIN OUT IN YFS LA’S CINCO DE FLY-O
The Intern • May 5th, 2018
LOS ANGELES – What does it take to chase stickball glory?
STUFFING THE OUTFIELD SINCE 2018® – THIS IS YFS LOS ANGELES
The Intern • April 21, 2018
BROOKLYN'S 'COOCH' GRABS SEASON-X OPENING DAY HONORS BY TOWEL-SNAPPING 3 MOON-PIES
Soy Peligroso • April 8th, 2018
BROOKLYN — After a dormant winter in which absolutely nothing of consequence happened anywhere on Earth, the Mothership popped the cork on its 10th season and reminded everyone what the true meaning of life is: yukking it up like a dipshit around other like-minded dipshits.
After an extended Grapefruit Tits League, the boys came out swinging. The rust fell off like Party Cove panties on Nelly night. Shockingly, no one was hot in herre quite like La Cucaracha. Formerly known as Rookie Nate, La Cucaracha seemingly spent the off-season underneath the piss...