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ROOKIE TOMMY O AND THE INTERN TRADE GREASY GLORY BOMBS IN LA'S FIRST EXTRA INNING EXTRAVAGANZA

The Intern  •  May 12th, 2018

LOS ANGELES – The potential for the YFSLA chapter was on full display Saturday, leaving league heads with a collective half chubber swelled from fantasies of future Tinsel Town Fun Boys tabloid exploits becoming the stuff of legend around this sun-baked city once populated by the likes of Charlie Manson and Chuck Bukowski.

Lest any instagram models or commercial actors think otherwise, Saturday proved YFSLA is for real. 

Game One saw the Blacks comprised of The Intern, Big Weds, Rookie Luke L and Rookie Connor B. 

The Reds sported a squad led...


DIAMOND SHINES WHILE CONSENT-GROPING THE TITS OF EXCELLENCE

Soy Peligroso  •  May 6th, 2018

BROOKLYN — As the world turns, the timid bulbs of Grapefruit Tits have blossomed into bonafide early Season X pokies. No Mothership member remains more titillated than Dr. Mitt, whose pant flag, typically at half-mast, escaped the bonds of its prison last Sunday like a helpless gerbil caught in a mudslide. “My autobiography shall be titled ‘The Shawstank Redemption,’” bellowed the well-lit Dad to be, clad in a post-game toga after his shorts committed suicide, “subtitled: ‘Some men prefer Wilsons, but discerning men prefer Penns.’”

Indeed, a philosophy...


PHOENIX RISING: SICK-BAY'S MOTORBOAT AND NC-17 WIN OUT IN YFS LA’S CINCO DE FLY-O

The Intern  •  May 5th, 2018

LOS ANGELES – What does it take to chase stickball glory? 

Perhaps the simplest, most obvious answer is the only one - balls. 
Two of em. Swinging free as a song sung by a cowboy on the open range. 
We found out last Saturday who sported the cajones needed for this life-worthy pursuit. 

The Intern, Rookie Jeff D, Rookie Connor B AKA Easy Up, Rookie Colby P AKA CUTZ knew they would be at our Blacktop Beach-the Airfield- bright and early to hone the craft they...


STUFFING THE OUTFIELD SINCE 2018® – THIS IS YFS LOS ANGELES

The Intern  •  April 21, 2018

LOS ANGELES – While the Steven Hawkings (RIP) of the world know it intellectually, only those who have ever argued their dicks off over the legitimacy of a would-be single bloop or felt their heart rip out of their chest thanks to unfavorable trade winds stomping a burgeoning glory boner into the dust, truly know the weight of the wisdom in the cliched phrase "stickball is a game of inches." 

Saturday was a clear reminder of that truth for each of the 14 glorious sacks of man meat...


BROOKLYN'S 'COOCH' GRABS SEASON-X OPENING DAY HONORS BY TOWEL-SNAPPING 3 MOON-PIES

Soy Peligroso  •  April 8th, 2018

BROOKLYN — After a dormant winter in which absolutely nothing of consequence happened anywhere on Earth, the Mothership popped the cork on its 10th season and reminded everyone what the true meaning of life is: yukking it up like a dipshit around other like-minded dipshits. 

After an extended Grapefruit Tits League, the boys came out swinging. The rust fell off like Party Cove panties on Nelly night. Shockingly, no one was hot in herre quite like La Cucaracha. Formerly known as Rookie Nate, La Cucaracha seemingly spent the off-season underneath the piss...