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YFS ROSE CITY'S SEASON 2 #LIFESTYLZ FALL CLASSIC PREVIEW
Dr. Joose • November 2nd, 2019
Lifestylz Fall Classic II
Sunday, November 3rd, 2019
9am at The Slabyard
True love is the comfort of being stupid together. -Anonymous
YFS ROSARITO: YOU CAN’T STOP 'EM
Choncho • November 2nd, 2019
ROSARITO – YFS Rosarito is about to put a cherry on the top of their Season 1 campaign with a double-elim 3 team melee FINALE titled Dia De Muertos. It’s NEGRO V ROJO V BI-COLOR. Last licks for the YFS Rosaritos Deathsquad who have been collectively battling the savage Santa Ana fires for the last week. But by tomorrow night will have their first set of Chapter Champs. Nice effort this year Rosarito. You’ve been putting in the work, you’ve been raising your hand asking questions. Now it’s time to harvest...
MOTORBOAT EXPERIENCES STICKBALL PUBERTY AT THE AIRFIELD IN YFSLA SEASON 2 OPENER
Salary • October 29th, 2019
LOS ANGELES - Motorboat blossomed before our very eyes this past Saturday.
Like a pre-teen discovering the sprouts of his first short and curlies down where rubbing feels good, on Saturday, Motorboat found in his twelfth year of stickballing that his body was apparently now capable of things he never before thought it could do.
Fielding clean catches, consistent hitting, and even tallying his first ever grown-man-slap, which was an exceedingly clutch 8th inning game tie-er, Motorboat looked at his own appendages and thought to himself “Is this how I’m...
YFSLA ISSUES ITS FIRST EVER SUSPENSION
Salary • October 26th, 2019
Perhaps the sores on Dr Big Dick's eponymous member flared up so bad he couldn't roll out of bed or even find a breath to shout to his off brand discount smartphone "Greeting Cortana- email YFSLA to tell them I can't make it" between howling for his mother to salve the burning of his namesake donger, or perhaps Large Member PhD's colon was paying for what was surely a very lonely 2 am taco bell binge after a night of telling any female within earshot about his job as the head fluffer for...
YFS HAPS 'N SHIT – VOL. 7 – YOUR LEAGUE WIDE CHAPTER UPDATES FROM AROUND THE GLOBE
The Minister • October 26th, 2019
What up Jacklegs. Few Chapter to Chapter notes coming ‘atcha MInister direct on your FM dial. Serving up the hot YFS beat happenings from your favorite stand-up desk. Hasn't been a ton of social channel peacocking as of late but that doesn’t mean mad work ain’t happening behind the 12 ft. oak doors at YFS HQ. Plus most of you now have your own insta accounts to throw them jibbles out should you be in share mode. HQ will begin focusing more on the YFS site versus Instagram so if...