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PARTY BOY POSSIBLY INGESTS FUCK-TON OF PEYOTE, ASCENDS ASTRAL PLANE AS BROOKLYN'S 11TH FALL CLASSIC MATERIALIZES AROUND HIM
Party Boy • November 17th, 2019
BROOKLYN — A mechanic and a surgeon walk into a bar. “Permission to party?!” they shout. “Permission to get a booth, maybe,” says the bartender. “Find some friends.”They walk. “That guy seems dangerous.” “Very dangerous.” “How’s that different from dangerous?” “I don’t know…fire?” They get him. They find a mob of women clobbering a guy with paternity suits. “That’ll do.” Same moment there’s an explosion at the police station and a guy high steps out. “We’ll venmo the bail,” they call. “Could you venmo me something too?” says a...
YFSLA’S TINSLETOWN FUN BOYS ARE SPRINKLING THE STUPID ON EVERYTHING THIS YEAR
Minister • December 6th, 2019
At this pace It looks like YFSLA is planning punch the league in the face all year long. As the others 4 YFS chapters have wrapped up their ‘19 seasons. LA and the Dirty South are the only ones who run the October to April schedule. The YFSLA Tisletown fun boys (TTFB’s) are off to a glorious start – hosting charity games for the So-Cal blazes. They temp-suspended Fun Boy Dr. Big Dick MD and put his yogurt drizzler on ice for lack of follow through. Motorboat has been going yard...
2019 YFS JET CITY PLOWBOYS FALL CLASSIC RECAP AND TROPHY PRESENTATION PRESENTED BY COSTCO JEANS®
Seadderall and The Well Fed Man • November 27th, 2019
JET CITY – After an 8 week long hiatus since the all-day marathon that was "THE Shitbox Skirmish Royale", the ornery octogenarians resurfaced from their senior living facilities, dusted off the Costco jeans, laced up their bright white New Balance sneakers and tabled the bingo games for the final tilt of the Plowboy’s Third Season…Just Say Why The Fuck Not? The Sr. Puppy Bitch hardware was removed from the championship mantle and polished up properly for this year’s...
[YFSLA] THE DONG COUNTRY LEDGER
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The Deal • November 2nd, 2019
YFS MEXICO WOBBLES OUT YEAR 1 AND CROWNS FIRST CHAPTER CHAMPS ON DIA DE MUERTOS
Minister • November 27th, 2019
ROSARITO – The YFS Rosarito Boys crowned their first World Champs 3 weeks ago and handed out their El Matador Trophy AKA Shoot-ER. The budding Chapter has not been without its tequila hiccups in ‘19 but has shown YFS HQ plenty to run it within league standards. YFS is proud to have a Mexican wing and we can’t wait to see what these cabrones have in store once they kick off the training wheels next year. The truth is it takes time to get the YFS bed corners tucked in nicely but...