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YFSLA'S JEFF EARNS ALTERNATE NICKNAME IN FACE OF APOCALYPSE
The Intern • November 16th, 2018
LOS ANGELES – Armageddon loomed Saturday.
While acres of the most expensive real estate on the planet charred and the creme de la Hollywood creme were forced by mother nature to scramble to their Chateau Marmont massage tables and Beverly Hills Hilton room service for survival, the degenerates of YFSLA pulled up their deep buried instinct and reverted to pursuing what they know best- the grand glory sniff that is Stickball- the only pure vocation in a world of swirling chaos and decline.
Faced with cataclysmic stressors,...
YFS JABRINGOS TO STICKBALL-CLASH IN MEXICO AT FIRST-EVER GALACTICS TOURNAMENT IN THE SPRING OF 2019
THIS IS YOUR ONE STOP SHOP GALACTICS TOURNAMENT POST THAT IS ATTEMPTING TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS, DESIRES AND HOLD YOU LIKE THE INFO-NEEDING GLORY CHASER THAT YOU ARE – SO THE QUALIFIED CAN MAKE THE DECISION IF THEY WANT TO STEP FORWARD AND PLAY IN THIS HISTORIC TILT. YFS HQ IS TRYING TO THINK OF EVERYTHING BUT SURELY WILL MISS ON SOME THINGS. FEEL FREE TO FIRE OFF QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND WE WILL ATTEMPT TO WRESTLE THEM TO THE GROUND AND ANSWER THEM FOR ALL TO...
YFS ROSE CITY TO BE MADE 5TH OFFICIAL CHAPTER UNDER THE “FLEX-SEXUAL” BILL SIGNED UNANIMOUSLY BY THE MINISTER AND TOP HQ BRASS MEMBERS LAST WEEK
HOBOKEN – YFS Rose City is here. And they’re packing vaginas.
Spirited talks between the league and the YFS Portland prospect Chapter Commissioner, The Wanderer, had gone on for months, which at one point included a stretch where they were released of their YFS duties for violating the then well-outlined 48 page “Dongs Only” league-wide policy. The NW Prospect Chapter had chose to go rogue and brought in ladies to play while back pocketing those details at a YFS Expansion Summit in Brooklyn with HQ leaders back in June of 2018.
BROOKLYN'S LONG BALLS LENNY AND THE B1s PIPE-BOMB HOPES, DREAMS OF PAUL PIERCE-LED B2s
8-Ball • October 27th, 2018
BROOKLYN – After losing the first game 10-1 and batting out of order (technically multiple times) in the second, the talented but hapless B2s resembled more of an experimental modern dance troupe than the veteran stickball machine they appeared to be on paper.8-Ball's uncharacteristic Canseco-ing of a ball in the first inning allowed a run to score, but after that misstep, the B1s delivered a systematic beat down that had them feeling pretty confident about the rest of the day. Surgeon's grand slam was the early blow, and the...
BROOKLYN'S LOCAL KID LEADS R2s TO SWEEP, HANDS OUT BOXES OF FIBER ONE® TO TURTLE-HEADED R1s
8-Ball • October 27th, 2018
BROOKLYN – The Greatest Day in the Greatest Year of the Greatest Sporting Event on Earth™ finally descended upon us last Sunday. Unfolding in typically dramatic fashion as the penultimate round of Dipshittery took center stage, leaving blood, piss, tears, and a staggering amount of dogshit smeared across the Slizzy's craggy bosom.The blustery and brisk conditions were just another welcome obstacle for these crusty warriors who staggered onto the hallowed grounds like so many hang dogged whiskey soaked sods who'd just been 86'd from JBar, which, in fact, Diamond...