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YFS ROSE CITY COMRADES CLASH AT ABERNETHY KREMLIN; HEARTS CLOWN DIAMONDS IN CRUSHING LANDSLIDE

Comrade Killer  •  April 27nd, 2019

PORTLAND – RUSSIA – THE SUPREME LEADER BLESSED THIS APRIL DAY WITH SUN. 19 KRUSHERS SHOWED UP TO KRUSH BALL. THE POLITBURRO: JET CITY'S DAISY CUTTER, LANDMINE, AND B-4 FROM SEATTLE, CITY IN RUSSIA. COMRADES ROSÉ, REGULATOR, AND SKIDMARK AND ROOKIE JUSTIN ATTEND THE FIRST GAME OF SEASON. COMRADE LANDMINE SAID WORDS: "THAT KID WAS SKINNIER THAN YOU AT THAT AGE," IN APPARENT JAB AT DAISY CUTTER HAVING WITNESSED AN UNIMPRESSIVE CHILD ON A BICYCLE. INTERLOPER KNOWN AS OLD WHITE WOMAN WITH DOG AND BAGS OF DOG SHIT MADE THREEPEAT...


JET CITY COULDN'T FOLLOW GALACTICS HOTEL INSTRUCTIONS SO WRITING RECAPS FOR SPRING GAMES THAT DON’T COUNT FOR SHIT IS NO SURPRISE.

206 Tar Heel  •  April 22nd, 2019

SEATTLE - To entertain a notion that the Jet City Plowboys were still riding the 20 foot wave of the jubilant hangover from the grandeur of the Galacticos is an understatement. The dipshittery and overarching oomph received from the commingling of the YFS aided these water logged rim-jobbers into a froth for their first tilt of the 4th season (is this correct?). Nevertheless, the 1st NW Chapter still dons its highly coveted title belt of lethargy by being last to engage in their respective Grapefruit Tits Spring Training..

Big Bat Bacon put the...


YFSLA'S DR. BIG DICK STEPS ON HIS

YFSLA'S DR. BIG DICK STEPS ON HIS

The Intern  •  April 20th, 2019

LOS ANGELES - The Intern lifted his head after placing the last hot orange Katfish Kone delineating the left field foul line on the asphalt of our friendly confines to spot EZ sauntering across the tarmac with paper sack in hand.  

“What’s in the bag?” shouted The ‘Tern from his newly formed straight-as-an-arrow line.

“Breakfast!” replied EZ.

At first the Intern assumed EZ had a noble plan to die on the Airfield’s well kept municipal toilettes, because inside that sack was...


YFS BROOKLYN’S OPENING DAY: DIPPEDMOTHERSHITS TRY TO ENJOY A LITTLE MORE BORROWED TIME AT YORK CATHEDRAL, BATHING IN DREAMS OF GALACTICOS GLORY IN SEXICO.

YFS BROOKLYN’S OPENING DAY: DIPPEDMOTHERSHITS TRY TO ENJOY A LITTLE MORE BORROWED TIME AT YORK CATHEDRAL, BATHING IN DREAMS OF GALACTICOS GLORY IN SEXICO.

Big Sex • April 7th, 2019

BROOKLYN - The wind blew in through milky sun as the Mothership began her eleventh season two Sundays ago, with what I have got to say was a bit of a whimper. With some exception, soft hits and wind-robbed would-be homers marked the day, but I'm talking about the whingeing -- the sobbing -- from those of us who “couldn’t go” to the Galacticos the week before.

At 7 a.m., the foghorns blared from the East River, and once again I awoke in my government sack under the...


YFS ROSE CITY DIAMONDS SHINE AS BIG TRIP JACKS 4 IN PNW SOAKER

The Son of Stickball  •  April 13th, 2019

PORTLAND - The Pacific Northwest met the Rose City Slams with its signature on-and-off "make-ya-wet" drizzle. This did little to dampen the spirits of Rose City's best, however, and despite The Wanderer living up to his namesake and wandering off somewhere (our "missing Link"), and The Outdoorsman probably fucking around outdoors, the rain couldn't scare away Cricket and Big Steve from showing up to play their first game of the season. Pre-game tension ran high as an interloper known as "old white lady with dog" came by to...