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The Intern  • October 13th, 2018

LOS ANGELES – At 8 am some looked to the skies and saw only ominous foreboding- a spooky October sky freakier than a 50 year old Armenian Cougar sniffing rye and coke at Jones Beach on a Tuesday night. Those saggy cloud titties precluded some from embarking on the just and necessary endeavor of once again picking up stick and walloping fuzzy over industrial fencing.

Others looked up to those clouds and saw the promise of an auspicious downpour from the pregnant beyond. A baptism of sorts, a natural christening...

Soy Peligroso  •  October 19th, 2018

The Black League Championship Series (BLCS)
Best of 3
Sunday, October 21st, 2018
First Pitch: 1:05 pm
Umpires: TBD (the 2 most semi-sober Rojos)
TV: PBS After Dark

Black 1s:
J. Cole & the Sugardoll 5
Rookie Charlie
El Wrencher
Longballs
Stinkmitt

Fish: 6
Regular Season Career HRs: 427
Postseason Career HRs: 45

SRLD-METRICS®:
Suds: 5
Reefer: 2
Laughs: 4.5
Dedication: 4

The B1s are a collection of rejected perps from Law & Order: SVU. Each frightening in their own way, in another life they’d all be loofa salesmen. First up is Rookie Charlie. He combines the raw power of a demigod with the sparkling personality of...

Soy Peligroso  •  October 19th, 2018

The Red League Championship Series (RLCS)
Best of 3
Sunday, October 21st, 2018
First Pitch: 10:05 am
Umpires: The Surgeon & The Mechanic
TV: Pornhub Sports

Red 1s:
Secret Agent
Soy Peligroso
Cobra Hai
Diamond
Shepherd

Fish: 8
Regular Season Career HRs: 701
Postseason Career HRs: 47

SRLD-METRICS®:
Suds: 3.5
Reefer: 3
Laughs: 3
Dedication: 5

The R1s are the opening sequence of Blue Velvet. Clear skies, picket fences… and a shitload of darkness lurking just below the surface. These jokers have more skeletons in the closet than a pop-up Halloween store. Let’s begin with Shep. On any given day, Shepherd’s head is so far up his own ass...

The Minister • October 13th, 2018

LOS ANGELES – The YFSLA Tinseltown Fun Boys are BACK TO THE BEACH and ready to tuck into another Season with opening day festivities tuh-day. The Official YFS Chapter that busted onto the scene last year with plenty of lather and boost are unzipping the jeans on another while employing the YFS flip schedule. Meaning the ones who get heat-beat with a catshit-filled burrito June through August months play oppo with an October through spring schedule. So with the heat finally backing off, the TTFB boys can finally dust off their...

Soy Peligroso  •  September 30th, 2018

BROOKLYN – As the sun wanes and the dog days sit firmly in the rearview, the air temperature plummets toward a MINWI’d Suds of Excitement. Rizz Everywhere once again considers frosted tips. Rookie Andreas peruses Lululemon’s fall collection for men. La Cucaracha and the Oil Slick linger a little too long in a Gymboree parking lot. All the while, Season X inches closer to the end game: the Greatest Sporting Event On Earth. 

Our Dipshit Dynasty is built on a foundation of SRLD (Suds Reefer Laughs Dedication). In considering post-season selection, League...