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The Southern Diamond  •  October 4th, 2018

BROOKLYN – “If I wasn’t the heart and soul of stickball, I wouldn’t be standing here, Pinky Tuscadero. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves,” said a sober Diamond to the only man in the room giving an interview, The Southern Diamond. Unhappy in recent weeks about the apparent line-up change in the Annual North/South classic, Southern Diamond flew to NYC last weekend for a in-person seance with the perennial stickball legend, Original Diamond.

“Before you even get into the bat crashing incident in the 9th inning, stop.”...

The Minister • September 15th, 2018

HOBOKEN – The YFS is on record as a registered character-first stickball league and at this time of the year has a firm handle on which esteemed idiots have their asses parked in the high thrones at the YFS. After 10 years, all involved with this push know full well that our nothing has matured and become everything while others who promised us something were really holding nothing in comparison. So we're asking who is most all-in for high fuckoffery’s big win? The sluggers on this list explore the deep...

The Wanderer  •  August 30th, 2018

PORTLAND – “Its just so dank over there” quoted one of the many recent YFS fam visitors gracing Rose City’s hazy doorstep. The tang of fresh slugger, emptied Hamms pounders, Select Oil vape juice and a spritz or two of glory have made for one hell of a cocktail in Oregon’s largest city per capita.

Also on a sidenote Dank City also has been known to boast the highest strip clubs per capita over any other city in the nation. Science…

Sandwiched in between an unannounced U-9 devil children soccer soiree and...

HOBOKEN – In a statement released late last night YFS HQ shot down the Brooklyn Chapter's current legal “bounce-hit” amendment rule that stated "cock-soggy pitched balls that hit the ground before the plate can be fair game for hitters". “Because they allow it in the MLB” remarked a handful of Mothership players a few weeks back out at York…”Not only is the dumbest shit we’ve ever heard, but a reverse of what we think this league is...the MLB should be looking down our shorts at our nuts and not the other way around” said a HQ spokesman...“As long as...

The Well Fed Man  •  August 27th, 2018

SEATTLE – Not even the maintenance-mighty DONTONIO could have foreseen the rug-pull that took place for the Minister–AKA The Mechanic’s–arrival at the newly minted Jet City Arena. After weeks of townhall turmoil and change, resulting in perfection, the JCA was ready to shine like a crazy diamond but alas, a pop up Pee-Wee Football practice threw the jock shot of the century resulting in yet another adaptation of the vaunted JCA.

Chin over shoulder, the Jet City sluggers coughed and moved to set up an alternate location...