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YFS ROSE CITY’S SEASON 2 DUBBED LIFESTYLZ®️ SAW SLUGGERS FULLY SHEATHED AND READY FOR A WATER BED TUSSLE WITH GLORY DE ANDROGINIA
The Wanderer • April 11th, 2019
YFS GALACTICS PREVIEW
The Minister • March 28th, 2019
BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP
Coming down out of the Mothership Champ doors in Mexico is Stinkmitt, Meat Dolphin and the Wrenchman. These guys won a cute little trophy called the Fish on an adorable little field called York last October in Brooklyn. With the Galactics looming it’s now clear the slate has been wiped clean and nothing you’ve done or won in the past means a wheelbarrow full of alpaca shit. The dugout net net here is you’ve got two heady bombers in Meat D and Wrench along with the No. 2...
THE DEAL ARRIVES FOR A BONE-STIFF GLORY BENDER
The Intern • January 26th, 2019
LOS ANGELES – He was there at the inception, and now Dom the Deal has traded in his metro card and York Field pyromania for a bird scooter and Blacktop Beach Branded Heavy Duty Sun Cream for good. How can we be sure? All it took was one look down at his tootsies where his Tupac socks announced his renouncement of the old ways for a new allegiance to the West Coast.
The Tinsel Town fun boys were waiting with open arms, eager to show the Consiglieri the heavy...
BROOKLYN OILERS DRAIN BLOODS IN 10TH AND FINAL FALL CLASSIC OUT AT YORK FIELD AS 129 DING-DONGS FAMILIAR WITH THE YFS EFFORT CONTINUE TO STAND IN OVATION
Soy Peligroso • October 28th, 2018
BROOKLYN – In the end, after blood-sweat-and-tear-banking a decade of suds and Sundays, the 2018 Fall Classic Championship Series was about as exciting as a gift certificate to Shoe Carnival. With both squads exhibiting textbook butthole tightness, the Oilers and Bloods squeezed out runs with the alarming irregularity of a constipated goose. By the time Game 4 had mercifully concluded, the majority of fans had long since switched over to reruns of Empty Nest. So what ailed these ale-swilling dipshits?
Pitching of course. The big...
"THE MELE IN MEXICO" - YOUR ALMOST FEBRUARY YFS GALACTICS UPDATE
Ahoy YFS Galactic Glory Hounds,
AFTER READING THIS DISPATCH IF YOU HAVE ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS OR CHAPTER SMACK TALK. FIRE THEM OFF IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ONE OF OUR GLORY REPS WILL RESPOND FOR ALL TO SEE.
The Minister has been burning countless hours on the phone with YFS Mexico and continues to be encouraged with each exchange.
In short, the Galactics are shaping up NOICE. Lots of wrangling and planning is being done as we speak but we know it's worth its weight in spirit gold....