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YFSLA'S "HOT TUB" SOAKS UP THE GLORY, HEARTS OF WAR LAY WASTE TO THE FIELD IN YFSLA'S THE END
Salary • July 18th, 2020
THE WASTELANDS – The Hearts of War.
The Hearts of War.
The Hearts of War.
“Give us some more!” the crowd would roar,
for those god damned
Hearts of war.
THE DIRT. Game one. The Hearts come out on fire - a first inning perfectly tailored Silky Dong that augmented a small ball barrage which included a trip from Hot Tub so blatant in its foreshadowing that if it were a script written by Country Club, Shonda Rhimes would buy it right on...
YFS JET CITY'S DAISY CUTTER REMINDS THE PLOWBOYS WHO THE HR KING IS
Seadderall • July 15th, 2020
JET CITY – For the 5th straight week the Plowboys gathered at the Jet City Arena, and once again no sign of work from Dontonio Bibi. League Brass has shown intrigue and enamor with the consistency of play. So much so that when HQ asked the chapter for HR tallies thus far, the Plowboys couldn't provide accurate numbers due to the frequency of play and early set dementia amongst the old men. It was known that Rookie Ben aka Double Meat had a day that put him up high in the numbers. Seadderall...
YFSLA'S "THE END" ODDS ARE IN – A SURPRISE FAVORITE EMERGES
Salary • July 15th, 2020
THE SPADES OF CONQUEST, 7:1
Pantera Rosa
Katfish
EZ UP
Deadliest Catch
Boogie Joe The Grinder
The Conquistadors pose plenty of questions, and a legitimate threat to the field. Given his championship pedigree (galactics, Blue Grey, YFSLA, DSS) any team featuring the most decorated Stickballer in all of stickballdom, Katfish, must be recognized. Of course it all depends on the quality of adderal available in the high desert these days, but with a direct connect to the pure stuff in the closet of Joshua Tree Medical Center, you can bet K-daddy...
YFS SEATTLE TURNS IN ANOTHER WRITEUP WITH NO FUCKING HEADLINE
Seadderall & The Well Fed Man • July 8th 2020
JET CITY – Whoa…whoa…whoa…someone please alert the Plowboys quick. We get it. Cabin fever has taken its toll…and while the pro bono therapy of the DIPSHIT Hotline deserves a fond farewell it’s nice to see Dipshits nationwide shooting out to the glory pitches like mini white Ron Jeremy cosmonauts onto a Plowboy’s step-daughter’s face. All this excitement may be a bit much for the Polident Plowboys…four straight weeks now the Jet City Arena has seen action. Easily a record for the oft maligned chapter accused of resting in...
YFS JET CITY’S WELL FED MAN FEASTS ON MICHELIN 3-STAR PENN ENTREE BY MOUND CHEF WHILE SATISFYING THE SOUL WITH FIRST EVER JCA JACK
Big Bat Bacon • June 22nd, 2020
JET CITY – The rain stained northwest corner of Metsger #203, known to YFS loyalists as Jet City Arena, found its name among the few public toilets listed on our Dear Leader’s Phase 1.675 “allowed open” decree, and The Plowboys moved quickly to drag aside the smoldering tires, sand bags, garbage, and razor wire Pandemic barrier to tilt central -- Melee Season On. The E-wickiknowitalldickbag defines Melee as a confused mass of people. When we’re talking JCP, it’s easy enough to hard stop right there. But, in the details revealed is...