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Soy Peligroso  •  June 23, 2020

BROOKLYN – Stagnation gripped the metropolis. It was the 9th week of confinement. Our collective brains long gone gooey, our flesh sacks prostrated before gay tigers, our most radical thought was sketching “Death By Zoom” in the style of Metallica’s logo. Meanwhile, the already infamous Dipshit Hotline was busy keeping folks alive. But it couldn’t keep them awake...

...and so we dreamed a Quarantine Dream... masks, gloves, NO TOUCHING... prime real estate in a germophobe’s spank bank. A 5-week, 5-team tournament with 500 dead prez at the end of the...

Salary  •  May 23rd, 2020

THE WASTELANDS - Nobody saw it coming. 

Not Jesus, not the CDC, not Joe Rogan. Not even the YFSLA brass could have predicted it. But once Dom the Dishpan got a whiff of the incoming trade winds blowing through the internet, he reacted like a cat on a fence dodging a boot thrown by Dennis Eckersley and deftly pirouetted the standard best of three affair into a the first ever Mid-season YFSLA tournament dubbed appropriately - The Unexpected. 

14 Masked and Gloved Funboys traipsed into the Wastelands this...

Salary  •  May 9th, 2020

LOS ANGELES – We’re embarking on a new era in stickball. Make no mistake about it. While the unimaginative mouth breathing masses clamor to “get back to normal” we, the well-endowed cockroaches of LA know that in times of massive upheaval there is no going back, only forward. It takes a vision to see what could be in a new reality such as the one we are now creating, a vision for YFS and the TTFBs that has been increasingly shaped as of late by The Deal. Innovation...

Double Barrell  •  May 6th, 2020

In the early eighties, The R.I.P. Gang terrorized the streets of Minden. Daniel Hare and his gang of hoodlums were a bad bunch of teens.  They smoked cigarettes, they were mean to dogs, they wore leather jackets at inappropriate times of the year, they truly were, “The kids your mom warned you about.” 

It sounds like the 2020 incarnation might be no different.

I”m not gonna say their winning game one was shocking, because it wasn’t. They are way to good of a team for that. I did...

With the YFS now at 6 cities, we decided to stretch our top idiots list to 10. So sit back and read all about last year’s frontrunning YFS ding-dongs.

1(1) – KATFISH GLOBAL
AKA THE GOLDEN DUMMY
Chapter(s): Dirty South/YFSLA
Home Ballpark(s): PF CHANG SUPERDOME/THE AIRFIELD/THE DIRT
Years in the league: 6

The YFS finest dipshit holds his #1 spot in the nineteen with nobody within a thousand feet of his Motorhead Jet-Ski® shorts. Katty D is truly in a class of his own. The early ‘19 registered DSS Bywater Boi turned in an MVP performance at the Galactics in Mexico...