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YFS THROWBACK CLASSIC #2 – BROOKLYN'S BABY HANDSOME FUCKS HIS WAY INTO THE FINALS, RED 2'S ADVANCE
The Mechanic • October 16th, 2011
BROOKLYN – A year ago York Field inception player and 2011 Red 2 teammate Baby Handsome was living in a garage in Williamsburg, Brooklyn while playing drums for the band "Ladies Choice". More times than not, Ladies made the choice to keep their pants and skirts racheted-down when visiting the hot plate-equipped living quarters of Handsome after shows. But in the spring of this year Baby was reunited with his high school lady and the pair moved into an East Village apartment as the beloved slugger's weekly field time was cut back...
YFS THROWBACK CLASSICS #1 – BROOKLYN'S MATADOR TAZES THE WORLD WITH 3-RUN WALK OFF AS RED 1’S HEAD TO FINALS.
The Mechanic • October 28th, 2013
BROOKLYN – The Smithsonian called. They want El Matadors’ balls.
In an undisclosed 4-figure deal struck late last Saturday night, Smithsonian president Chris Liedel personally inked a deal with York Field Stickball journeyman The Matador Vives that will allow the museum sole-ownership of the center-fielder’s nuts once the YFS star is finished with them. The same balls Matador used last Saturday afternoon to propel his team into the 2013 World Series with a 3-run triple blast. “They told me they want to stuff them like a prize-winning Big Horn Ram. I thought that...
BROOKLYN'S WC5: BODY LOTION SOOTHES SADDLE SORES AS THE MOM’SHIP TRAVELS TO FAR-AWAY LAND IN SEARCH OF UNTAPPED GLORY ORES
Soy Peligroso • February 2nd, 2020
QUEENS – On a crisp day in early February when fat men fondled an unpredictable rodent and altogether different fat men exchanged headbutts in their pajamas, those in the know got a bonafide gonad tickling as 16 Mom-shippers thawed out in Brooklyn's 5th annual Winter Classic. With Jersey’s Hinchliffe Stadium the latest forgotten yet beloved shithole paradise turned county commissioner’s wet dream, the BK boys set themselves to prospectin’. And what better territory to tap but their own beloved borough’s backyard? That’s right. QUEENS: the Other White Meat.™
Sixteen stickball...
BROOKYLN'S 8 BALL MARVELS AT YFSLA'S MAGNIFICENCE
Salary • February 8th, 2020
YFS ROSARITO ALL-STARS DOMINATE FUNBOYS IN BAJA BLAST
Salary • December 12th, 2020
ROSARITO – In 1948, after returning from world war two, Glen Bell opened a Hamburger stand in San Bernardino California. Next door to his hamburger stand was a Mexican family owned restaurant named La Mila, which was constantly busy selling its hard shell tacos. After witnessing the success of this family run business, Glen Bell struck up a friendship with the owners of la Mila and eventually they showed him the secret to their taco success.
In 1962 Glen took that recipe and started selling his own tacos in Downey...