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YFS THROWBACK CLASSIC #2 – BROOKLYN'S BABY HANDSOME FUCKS HIS WAY INTO THE FINALS, RED 2'S ADVANCE

The Mechanic  •  October 16th, 2011

BROOKLYN – A year ago York Field inception player and 2011 Red 2 teammate Baby Handsome was living in a garage in Williamsburg, Brooklyn while playing drums for the band "Ladies Choice". More times than not, Ladies made the choice to keep their pants and skirts racheted-down when visiting the hot plate-equipped living quarters of Handsome after shows. But in the spring of this year Baby was reunited with his high school lady and the pair moved into an East Village apartment as the beloved slugger's weekly field time was cut back...


YFS THROWBACK CLASSICS #1 – BROOKLYN'S MATADOR TAZES THE WORLD WITH 3-RUN WALK OFF AS RED 1’S HEAD TO FINALS.

The Mechanic  •  October 28th, 2013

BROOKLYN – The Smithsonian called. They want El Matadors’ balls.

In an undisclosed 4-figure deal struck late last Saturday night, Smithsonian president Chris Liedel personally inked a deal with York Field Stickball journeyman The Matador Vives that will allow the museum sole-ownership of the center-fielder’s nuts once the YFS star is finished with them. The same balls Matador used last Saturday afternoon to propel his team into the 2013 World Series with a 3-run triple blast. “They told me they want to stuff them like a prize-winning Big Horn Ram. I thought that...


BROOKLYN'S WC5: BODY LOTION SOOTHES SADDLE SORES AS THE MOM’SHIP TRAVELS TO FAR-AWAY LAND IN SEARCH OF UNTAPPED GLORY ORES

Soy Peligroso  •  February 2nd, 2020

QUEENS – On a crisp day in early February when fat men fondled an unpredictable rodent and altogether different fat men exchanged headbutts in their pajamas, those in the know got a bonafide gonad tickling as 16 Mom-shippers thawed out in Brooklyn's 5th annual Winter Classic. With Jersey’s Hinchliffe Stadium the latest forgotten yet beloved shithole paradise turned county commissioner’s wet dream, the BK boys set themselves to prospectin’. And what better territory to tap but their own beloved borough’s backyard? That’s right. QUEENS: the Other White Meat.™

Sixteen stickball...


BROOKYLN'S 8 BALL MARVELS AT YFSLA'S MAGNIFICENCE

Salary  •  February 8th, 2020

LOS ANGELES – “How do you guys do it?” 8 Ball wondered aloud while looking up at a flock of seagulls wheeling in the blue skies above the cracking hi tension power lines that serenade the Dirt. 

“What’s that?” The Deal asked as he cracked his first ice cold Modelo of the morning. 

“Oh just, it’s…you guys are all like, really cool you know? Like obviously you’re handsome and funny and you guys have like this collective swagger about you. But like, you make it look so...


YFS ROSARITO ALL-STARS DOMINATE FUNBOYS IN BAJA BLAST

YFS ROSARITO ALL-STARS DOMINATE FUNBOYS IN BAJA BLAST

Salary  •  December 12th, 2020

ROSARITO – In 1948, after returning from world war two, Glen Bell opened a Hamburger stand in San Bernardino California. Next door to his hamburger stand was a Mexican family owned restaurant named La Mila, which was constantly busy selling its hard shell tacos. After witnessing the success of this family run business, Glen Bell struck up a friendship with the owners of la Mila and eventually they showed him the secret to their taco success.

In 1962 Glen took that recipe and started selling his own tacos in Downey...