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ROOKIE TOMMY O AND THE INTERN DEEP-BALL DOUBLE TEAM THE DOG POUND
The Intern • June 2nd, 2018
LOS ANGELES – The airfield was buzzing Saturday. 8 year old birthday boys and girls oohed and ahhed at the exploits of an off brand, mouth-breathing Spiderman while youth league soccer parents feigned interest in their children's inability to kick a ball and bajillionaire dips propped their tax shelters onto the Davos-member-only tarmac of Santa Monica Municipal Airport.
"THE GUY MOISTURIZES" – YFS ROSE CITY KICKS OFF SECOND INAUGURAL SEASON
The Wanderer • May 10th, 2018
PORTLAND – Forest Dwelling intellectualists YFS Rose City kicks off second inaugural season to the tune of Nas’s THE WORLD IS YOURS. Because nothing says hype donuts, tattooed strippers and high-brow coffee like Nas’s debut album Illmatic.
On the day, Danktown Commish and casually browsing aficionado The Wanderer Link was joined by A. 'Lump' James and Big-Trip as the Diamonds, squaring off against skeleton crew ‘Brainstorm’ Blumenthal and newcomer Rookie Castro representing the Hearts.
It was big bats vs pure determination from the off. And sure enough the big bats came...
YFSLA'S FIRST-TIMER ROOKIE SPENCER N. REPEATEDLY DICK SLAPS THE CONIFERS FOR THE REDS
The Intern • May 29th, 2018
LOS ANGELES – Two Saturdays ago the West Coast Syndicate experienced either the emergence of a once-in-a-generation talent as well as an painful exercise in mass emasculation, or perhaps just a fluke on the cosmic scale of a coked up comet burning so bright, so brilliant, so full of promise, that it flames out as it creates its one time arc across the heavens, never to be seen again- like an IT guy who huffed every air duster in the supply closet before pitching his idea for an android only biscuit locator...
DSS' NATURE BOY GRABS HIS FIRST WORLD TITLE
The Minister • May 19th, 2018
NEW ORLEANS – 2017 BLUE GRAY standout player “The Natural” (far right) hoists his first World Championship for NOLA (AKA The DSS). Rumors are flying around that the righty batted left due to the severe left field winds. Straight Renaissance moves. These are the NEW feared 4-pack of sluggers in the modern stickball era. Hats off to the Southern ones who capped off their end of the year tournament over the weekend. From left to right: HOLLYWOOD, SUGAR, RED MENACE and THE NATURAL. You want to stand a top of YFS-built Glory...
NOLA DSS SHIP 6 PREVIEW – KATFISH GLOBAL TO DEFEND WORLD TITLE
The Captain • May 18th, 2018
NEW ORLEANS — DSS SHIP 6ix - The World Is Yours.
DIAMONDS: The Diamond, Silky, Butcher, Double Barrel and The Captain
This team is the odds on favorite, but by no means are they guaranteed victory. After starting the season red hot the gritty Diamond is currently climbing out what was probably the biggest slump of his career. And a veteran knows that shaking off the cobwebs is not the same as being ready to win a SHIP. The...