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BROOKLYN'S SURGEON CALLS HIS INJURIES 'NERDS', RISES UP WITH 4 FATTYS AS BLACKS EDGE RIVAL REDS

The Mechanic  •  June 10th, 2012

BROOKLYN – Michael Jordan's flu game, Kirk Gibson's gimpy Game 1 World Series walk off, The Dr. defying Ronnie Mandel Lott who lobbed off a grape so he could be cleared to play in the 1985 Super Bowl. All displays of down-on-the-chips athletes who find ways to win. Add The Surgeon Koepke to that list.

After a mandatory Tecate-contracted senorita 5-way in a Juarez, Mexico, the undisputed King of York was placed on the 15 day DL with a strained patellar tendon and a bent dick. "Sport cock" said Dr. Roger...


BROOKLYN BLACK 1'S SCORE A BAG OF CHOYCAIN, OVERTHROW THE KING IN 5

The Mechanic  •  November 6th, 2011

BROOKLYN – "The King is dead! The King is dead! Long live the League!". Some new nuts have risen up and cast shadows on the vast grounds of York Field. The Black 1's divvied up the victory duties last last last last Sunday as they continued their well-rounded approach from the semis with a barrage of hits, ribbies and D thus earning them the 2011 World Championship title. It gave the Black 1 team the highest honor this sport can bestow as well as York panty rights for all of next year....


BK'S CONNOISSUER AND THE ROOKS CLAW BACK FROM 0-1 HOLE, BROWBEAT WOLF-LESS BLACK 2'S, PUNCH TICKET TO FINALS

The Mechanic  •  October 16th, 2011

BROOKLYN – The second set of games on Sunday was a classic BLCS power match up as the '09 Champ Mechanic-led Black 2's took on the iron clad Black 1's headed up by '10 Champ Secret Agent in a best of 3 series. Vegas bookies struggled to find a line as it surrendered tits for tits just minutes before first pitch.

Game 1 was the lone treat for the B2's who came back from a impressive B1 hitting onslaught nipping it walk off fashion as Laser Show hit a triple-mopping single which was...


LONE WOLF REINSTATED, AGREES TO PLEA BARGAIN––WILL PICK UP SUD TAB FOR ENTIRE 2011 BROOKLYN FALL CLASSIC

The Mechanic  •  October 20th, 2017

BROOKLYN – YFS league officials and the Lone Wolf struck a deal in the early hours this morning after countless meetings that went deep into the night on Thursday. The plea deal outlines the 3-year Vet opening up his wallet and laying down hard green for every Sud Tall slugged in the 2011 Fall Classic.

"Would this kind of deal been struck with a rookie? No chance but the Wolf's record is clean, his postseason resume and character speak for itself, his absence is something that was virtually out of his...


YFS BROOKLYN B2 TEAMMATE "LONE WOLF" DROPS OUT OF CLASSIC, LEAGUE CONSIDERS SUSPENDING HIM UNTIL THE YEAR 3089

The Mechanic  •  October 12th, 2011

BROOKLYN – In a surprise bit of news Wednesday morning, Black 2 Fall Classic teammate, The Lone Wolf pulls out The Fall Classic due to off-field obligations leaving his team stupefied and feeling assraped. When suggesting a replacement, The Wolf was told that the rule clearly states that teams must play with the remaining players and no additions will be allowed.

The Mechanic was a reached via land line from the Secaucus batting cages and had this to say "We were looking forward to having his bat for sure and the Wolf's clubhouse presence...