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AMERICAN ROOKIE J. KLING LOOKS OVER THE YFS MENU, DECIDES ON THE ENCHILADAS
The Mechanic • September 11th, 2011
BROOKLYN – The terrorists hate Home Runs. All that glory. All that freedom. All that American swagger conveniently Go-Wrapped™ and stuffed with feast-worthy Rocky DVDs, chili-drenched whatever, a bald eagle feather and a commemorative 8X10 glossy of some oiled-up D cups–all hot 'n serve ready to anybody who can square one up in Brooklyn at York Field.
On the 10 year remembrance of September 11th, The DC born Rookie J. Kling stunned onlookers as he lit up the chopper-filled skies with a rookie record tri-pack of bombs in his debut while simultaneously hoisting the american...
BROOKLYN CHAPTER'S LA GRIEVANCE POPS CHERRY IN CONEY, CLAIMS BOUNTY, GAME TWO GOES RECORD 36 SCORELESS F*CKLESS INNINGS
The Mechanic • September 4th, 2011
CONEY ISLAND – La Grievance has had his gripes. He gripes about the rules, the trees in right at York Field, small dogs, small cats, internet MILFS with full-attention nipples topping the half-inch mark, Sky Mall...the list is endless. And despite his beefs he punches in Sunday after Sunday like a thankless no pussy gettin' bathroom attendant at a Sizzler. The left-hitting La Grievance shares a dugout with the ones who feast daily on HR pie, as the mainstay of the league resides in the pull-hitting righty-favored undisclosed local York Field in Brooklyn.
...MOTHERSHIP BLACKS FLEX NUTS IN 3 GAME SWEEP WHILE LUNA PARK HR-PANTIES REMAIN ZIP-TIED
The Mechanic • August 7th, 2011
BROOKLYN – Mom nature was passed a post-it note late last Saturday night about the York Sluggers having a game down in Coney and were requesting some weather relief from the weekend slotted wiz-fest. A shift was granted as the sun shined down on the 8 diamond dogs who made the haul south on trains and whips to play the historic expansion game at Luna Park on Sunday. The card-drawn BLACKS made up of “The Craftsman” Cohen, Rookie Kaplan, “The Surgeon” Koepke and The Mechanic took on the RED squad of "The...BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP ‘THINGS’ STUFF ‘RINGS’ IN 3RD ANNUAL ALL-STAR GAME, TELL THEM TO GO TUCK THEIR NUTS DOWN THOSE REALLY SMALL OPENINGS IN SOME ORANGE STREET-CONES
The Mechanic • July 17th, 2011
BROOKLYN – The 3rd annual All-Star contest paired the Rings against the Things–the past collective who’ve won it all versus the ones who have not. As anticipated, much shit slinging went down in the days leading up to the contest as the Champs led with the obvious and non-champs rebutted with a gash-full of inbox concerns that included lopsided numbers, unfair sides, fewer ABs and general overall bed ridden itched-out douchery. Historically, beat writers and fans all know that York Field has and always will continue to be Champion partial. Winning a...
SURGEON DISMANTLES MECHANIC WITH 5 VILLAGE-KILLERS IN EVENTUAL SWEEP OF MOTHERSHIP BLCS
The Mechanic • October 17th, 2010
BROOKLYN – Captain's Mechanic and The Surgeon were both aware that they would have to coat-check their nuts before the start of the BLCS, knowing full well that only one pair would be returned while the other set would be flung into the east river to remain on the bottom until next year's Fall Classic. Once chummy victors, the '09 champs would be draw-separated and tested this year to see who could lead another set of fame-thirsty sluggers to the World Series. The Paparazzi and media flooded the York grounds with flashbulbs...