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MOTHERSHIP BLACKS FLEX NUTS IN 3 GAME SWEEP WHILE LUNA PARK HR-PANTIES REMAIN ZIP-TIED

The Mechanic  •  August 7th, 2011

BROOKLYN – Mom nature was passed a post-it note late last Saturday night about the York Sluggers having a game down in Coney and were requesting some weather relief from the weekend slotted wiz-fest. A shift was granted as the sun shined down on the 8 diamond dogs who made the haul south on trains and whips to play the historic expansion game at Luna Park on Sunday. The card-drawn BLACKS made up of “The Craftsman” Cohen, Rookie Kaplan, “The Surgeon” Koepke and The Mechanic took on the RED squad of "The...


BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP ‘THINGS’ STUFF ‘RINGS’ IN 3RD ANNUAL ALL-STAR GAME, TELL THEM TO GO TUCK THEIR NUTS DOWN THOSE REALLY SMALL OPENINGS IN SOME ORANGE STREET-CONES

The Mechanic  •  July 17th, 2011

BROOKLYN – The 3rd annual All-Star contest paired the Rings against the Things–the past collective who’ve won it all versus the ones who have not. As anticipated, much shit slinging went down in the days leading up to the contest as the Champs led with the obvious and non-champs rebutted with a gash-full of inbox concerns that included lopsided numbers, unfair sides, fewer ABs and general overall bed ridden itched-out douchery. Historically, beat writers and fans all know that York Field has and always will continue to be Champion partial. Winning a...


SURGEON DISMANTLES MECHANIC WITH 5 VILLAGE-KILLERS IN EVENTUAL SWEEP OF MOTHERSHIP BLCS

The Mechanic  •  October 17th, 2010

BROOKLYN – Captain's Mechanic and The Surgeon were both aware that they would have to coat-check their nuts before the start of the BLCS, knowing full well that only one pair would be returned while the other set would be flung into the east river to remain on the bottom until next year's Fall Classic. Once chummy victors, the '09 champs would be draw-separated and tested this year to see who could lead another set of fame-thirsty sluggers to the World Series. The Paparazzi and media flooded the York grounds with flashbulbs...


BROOKLYN MOTHERSHIP 2010 RLCS: LONE WOLF BITES NECK OF HISTORY, CARRIES R2s TO PROMISE LAND

Soy Peligroso  •  October 17th, 2010

BROOKLYN – When summer ladies ditch their daisy dukes and leaves turn the golden shade of Ballantine, the Fall Classic is at last upon us. Players face an uncertain path:  it's champagne showers, eternal glory, names emblazoned in dwarvish silver underneath the Bud and the Bass, a hero to future HOF visitors; or it's nothing, a mere footnote in the annals of history, a fat hairy pimple on the ass of Time. Captains get nominated, speeches get made, and friendships are forgotten. Anything goes once the first pitch...


2010 PLAYOFF TEAMS DRAWN AS BROOKLYN'S YORK PANTY RIGHTS ARE ONCE AGAIN UP FOR GRABS

The Mechanic  •  October 13th, 2010

BROOKLYN – The 4 YFS Mothership Ambassadors took their respective seats at Pedros cantina & eatery in Brooklyn last Friday night with one goal in mind–to define dugouts for the upcoming 2010 Fall Classic. The awarded consul ordered rounds of drink and tacos as they drew names one by one out of The El Violador-gifted Minnesota Twins batting helmet. Player by player they took form and eventually shaped the 4 teams who will all have an equal crack at becoming the next Champs of York Field starting this Sunday.

The R.L.C.S. matchup pairs...