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The Mechanic  •  August 12th, 2012

BROOKLYN – Make no mistake, a clubhouse guy has tremendous value–they hit in the clutch, spirits always breaching the high water-mark, the dugout squad-glue that is essential to winning YFS Championships. One of the best clubhouse guys in the league is The Local Boy Hobbs. Born in Flint, Michigan in the shadows of a Genesse County General Motors plant, Hobbs later moved to Detroit proper before loading a knapsack and jumping a Greyhound headed for the Big Apple. 

Hobbs is one of those YFS players who's quietly done just about everything, He quietly...

The Mechanic  •  July 22nd, 2012

BROOKLYN – Dipping your balls into fat endorsement deals after winning a title in professional sports is nothing new. It comes with the territory. And the premier athletes of YFS are no exception as they have been asked to perform on and off the field soon after the contract ink dries and the press conference bush-flash girls are gone.

After winning his first YFS World Title in 2010, The Matador Vives signed the coveted 2-comped-sandwiches-a-week deal with Bridge Fresh Deli who's NY health board inspection rating has never surpassed more than a 'C'....

The Mechanic  •  July 13th, 2012

LOS ANGELES – In a not so shocking turn of events this morning, NY native and OG YFS Brooklyn player Evan "Chimp Dick" Z. was fired as the head of the YFS Los Angeles prospect chapter.

"We wanted to get through the All-Star weekend, and with the break we felt like this was the best time" remarked the YFS Brooklyn Commissioner The Mechanic who was reached via Skype interview. The YFS Brooklyn brass called a meeting late last night at Gallagher's gentlemen club in Queens over some areolas and draft beers.

After pouring over...

The Mechanic  •  July 8th, 2012

BROOKLYN – "Murder's row" said a well-titted passing CUNY coed who got a peek through the chain-link fence at the Champ roster for the 3rd RINGS VS. THINGS All-Star game last Sunday. The York Field Stickball All-Star game that has found worthy matchup traction in the last two years when pairing YFS sluggers who've won it all against the ones who've yet to taste the highest highest honor that the world can issue you.

The Champs were back-2-back Champ The Secret Agent, '11 Champ Connoisseur Cain, 2-time Champ The Surgeon Koepke and...

The Mechanic  •  June 17th, 2012

BROOKLYN – The lifestyle of a Lad is filled with late nights, a relatively open calendar and the ability to greenlight unsupervised fantastic purchases for things like hawk masks, throwback autographed slalom waterskis and the occasional 31st & Madison massage, "Gimmy the works, Min Jung". All while blissfully not partaking in the financial and time-consuming confines that comes with raising offspring. This flex-lifestyle would prove to be the victory recipe in The 1st annual Dads vs. Lads game on Sunday.

The LADS made up of The Surgeon, The Drifter, Rookie Donnell...