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LA'S EAZY UP GOES LONG AND HARD OVER AND OVER
The Intern • June 21st, 2018
LOS ANGELES – Could you imagine if this had been the YFSLA’s first ever championship? If it had, the stories of Eazy Up’s all around dominance- the 6 Bombs, the stellar fielding, the consistently diamond sharp rips, even an errant bat toss that somehow impressed the degenerates as well as the picnickers- would have been passed down to future stickballers no bigger than a wriggling spermatozoa floating in the loins of some unaware doofus cutting his grass on a Sunday afternoon while listening to NPR’s Fresh Air.
No doubt those tales would...
YFS HQ PUTS JET CITY CHAPTER ON COCK-SOGGY WATCHLIST
HOBOKEN – The YFS Minister released a statement last night after meeting with select Mothership Brass last Wednesday evening at Brooklyn’s unmarked clubhouse The Sixty-Eight. “Jet City has a great field, great players, shows flashes of glory brilliance then follows it up with one of those long silent plane-seat farts that smells for 3-4 weeks” said the Minister.
“...In short, YFS Seattle is weakening the SRLD badge”. The Emerald city Chapter has recently scored high in the willing to travel department but as far as basic duties the Chapter is running like downturned neighborhood junkie-ran Blimpie sub...
BK'S DADS-LADS VII: DADS LOVE-HANDLE THE LADS IN EARLY-RISER
The Shepard • June 17th, 2018
BROOKLYN – Let’s begin with Stickball Dad himself. Begin at the beginning and all that. . . . .
An old hand at cutting Farmer John ding-dogs and rubbery Tyson chicken cutlets into safe, bite-size pieces for his brood and their besties, the Minister swore off the practice in favor of more appealing fare for DADS-LADS.
We speak, of course, of the Wrencher’s much-preferred, one-item menu of fat, uncut meatballs, dripping with the baby batter of a pater familias who can advertise a couple healthy notches; the fat, uncut meatballs prepared for delivery to...
LA'S COUNTRY CLUB ARRIVES AND THE INTERN WALKS OFF IN AN INSTANT CLASSIC
The Intern • June 9th, 2018
LOS ANGELES – An instant classic materialized on the asphalt of Blacktop Beach Saturday. Proving once again the miscreants of YFSLA are committed to the weekly cause of unbridled asshattery and glory sniffing.
BROOKLYN'S MATADOR NEARLY SUFFERS SEASON-ENDING INJURY, UNMASKED AS SHITTING BANDIT
Soy Peligroso • June 3rd, 2018
BROOKLYN — With 2 months under its belt, Season X has already seen its fair share of dramatic walk-offs, majestic taters, sparkling defensive highlights, and Co-Commissioner Soy Peligroso coaching local doe-eyed children in the delicate art of improvisational profanity. But just when you think you’ve seen it all, a bombshell drops just as suddenly as a 3-run jack.
Beginning last year, the proliferation of fecal matter on the Cathedral’s hallowed grounds has been difficult to overlook. Bulky piles lay strewn about like languid loggy sunbathers. Some have suggested the existence of a...